Before buying 70 cc
"Yar speed matter nai karti, i want economy comfort honi chaye, resale bi, mai na knsa race lagani hai." (H)
After buying Honda CD70 (Sees chonda fly pass him)
"Mai na kal hi nai Honda 70 li hai, bhagti nai, should i go for a claim from Honda ? Meri phuppi k mamu k betay na Union Star rakhi hui ha wo ma na chlaye bht maza aya, is ko pta nai kya ha, kuch btao bhaio ma kaisay is ko tez karun" :S
Moral: There is no replacement for displacement
Note: @OP dont mind just a jk