AXE - ''And yet, all I get is a broom beating from my ugly bai.â€

bango · 27-11-2009, 01:38 PM

Couldn't stop laughing when I read this story..what a loser!

Man sues Axe, as unable to get girl (lack of ‘Lynx effect)

In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand of men grooming products, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’. The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now. Axe advertisements suggest that the products help men in instantly attracting women.
Vaibhav Bedi, the petitioner, also surrendered all his used, unused and half-used deodorant sprays, perfume sticks and roll-ons, anti-perspirants, aftershaves, body washes, shampoos, and hair gels to the court, and demanded a laboratory test of the products and narcotics test of the brand managers of Axe. Vaibhav was pushed to take this step when his bai (maid) beat him with a broom when he tried to impress her by appearing naked in front of her after applying all the Axe products.
Where the **** is the Axe effect? I’ve been waiting for it for over seven years. Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure they could smell my perfumes, deodorants and aftershaves. I always applied them in abundance to make sure the girls get turned on as they show in the television. Finally I thought I’d try to impress my lonely bai who had an ugly fight with her husband and was living alone for over a year. Axe effect my foot!” Vaibhav expressed his unhappiness.

Vaibhav claims that he had been using all the Axe products as per the company’s instructions even since he first bought them. He argued that if he couldn’t experience the Axe effect despite using the products as directed, either the company was making false claims or selling fake products.
“I had always stored them in cool and dry place, and kept them away from direct light or heat. I’d always use a ruler before applying the spray and make sure that the distance between the nozzle and my armpit was at least 15 centimeters. I’d do everything they told. I even beat up my 5-year-old nephew for coming near my closet, as they had instructed it to keep away from children’s reach. And yet, all I get is a broom beating from my ugly bai.” Vaibhav expressed his frustration.
Vaibhav claims that he had to do go a lot of mental suffering and public humiliation due to the lack of Axe effect and wants HUL to compensate him for this agony. An advocate in Karkardooma court, who happened to mistake Vaibhav for some deodorant vendor when he entered the court premises with all the bottles, has now offered to take up his case in the court. HUL has been served a legal notice in this regard.
HUL has officially declined to comment on the case citing the subject to be sub judice, but our sources inform that the company was worried over the possible outcomes of the case. The company might argue that Vaibhav was hopelessly unattractive and unintelligent and didn’t possess the bare minimum requirements for the Axe effect to take place. Officially HUL has not issued any statement, but legal experts believe that HUL could have tough time convincing the court.
“HUL might be tempted to take that line of argument, but it is very risky. There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don’t attract women. In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of court.” noted lawyer Ram Jhoothmalani said.

agent47 · 27-11-2009, 04:49 PM

lmfao!

sam007 · 27-11-2009, 05:08 PM

ROFLMAO!!!

now m gonna sue Axe too.....m also using AXE products......but no AXE effect!!

DCcoolguy · 27-11-2009, 05:09 PM

hahahahahahah
bhahahhahah!
some big donkey!axe effect hahahaha

DCcoolguy · 27-11-2009, 05:11 PM

waqai i m also had choclate!but no axe effect chalo sab bhai log mill kar axe ko sue karenn!!bhahahaha

sam007 · 27-11-2009, 05:11 PM

ROFLMAO!

now m gonna sue AXE too......cuz m also using AXE products but no AXE effect!!

iLLDuDe786 · 27-11-2009, 07:43 PM

LMAO.......axe really works thou....he must be some REAL looser

imran544 · 27-11-2009, 08:03 PM

LMAO

what a looser.

ToofaneBatameezi · 27-11-2009, 08:51 PM

Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe | Faking News

amarmak · 27-11-2009, 09:53 PM

Fake news

fun to read though

rusty_racer94 · 27-11-2009, 10:01 PM

That can be fake

And he should look at his face first
He must be ugly too

RetardedBuddy · 27-11-2009, 10:10 PM

Illdude
You are the man, really.

Bango
I read this ages ago...

hilarious as ****

bango · 27-11-2009, 11:44 PM

Fake? Yes that's what I was thinking - a little too good to be true.

RB - I didn't know it was that old..came across it in the morning .. but then, I'm not much of a net-surfer, so things come to me a little late )

versatilegenious · 27-11-2009, 11:48 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhah.....loooseeerrrr.. .

ToofaneBatameezi · 28-11-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RetardedBuddy

Illdude
Bango
I read this ages ago...

hilarious as ****

I hope the eff word doesnt sound hilarious to you, coz if it does then my friend I have some bad news for you!!

c123pk · 28-11-2009, 03:08 PM

Dude, Barak Obama's dad was nt a pretty looking guy, still he managed to marry different chicks, 1 from china, other was obama's beautiful lookin mum etc. i gas all of those chicks married him cause of his huge african maal

sulemanmirza · 28-11-2009, 03:55 PM

^^^yeah i've heard their maals are much longer than the other people's maal..!! even extending to 12" ....!! is that true..??

c123pk · 28-11-2009, 04:20 PM

^^ Bro 12" or 24" who cares ? in our society chicks are not maal-starved, we are Muslim Alhamdulillah, we dun involve in maal too much bro, please stay away from Haram ok ? May Allah save us all from Haram activites, Ameen !

Nabuas · 28-11-2009, 05:10 PM

hahahahahhaha....poor indian......hahahahha

ROHANGENIUS · 28-11-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToofaneBatameezi

Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe | Faking News

Many Thanks to you for the link.HATS OFF to PAGAL PATRAKAR,what a concept.

27-11-2009, 01:38 PM	#1
bango 444 days old at PW Location: Lahore Posts: 4,968	AXE - ''And yet, all I get is a broom beating from my ugly bai.” Couldn't stop laughing when I read this story..what a loser! Man sues Axe, as unable to get girl (lack of ‘Lynx effect) In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand of men grooming products, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’. The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now. Axe advertisements suggest that the products help men in instantly attracting women. Vaibhav Bedi, the petitioner, also surrendered all his used, unused and half-used deodorant sprays, perfume sticks and roll-ons, anti-perspirants, aftershaves, body washes, shampoos, and hair gels to the court, and demanded a laboratory test of the products and narcotics test of the brand managers of Axe. Vaibhav was pushed to take this step when his bai (maid) beat him with a broom when he tried to impress her by appearing naked in front of her after applying all the Axe products. Where the **** is the Axe effect? I’ve been waiting for it for over seven years. Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure they could smell my perfumes, deodorants and aftershaves. I always applied them in abundance to make sure the girls get turned on as they show in the television. Finally I thought I’d try to impress my lonely bai who had an ugly fight with her husband and was living alone for over a year. Axe effect my foot!” Vaibhav expressed his unhappiness. Vaibhav claims that he had been using all the Axe products as per the company’s instructions even since he first bought them. He argued that if he couldn’t experience the Axe effect despite using the products as directed, either the company was making false claims or selling fake products. “I had always stored them in cool and dry place, and kept them away from direct light or heat. I’d always use a ruler before applying the spray and make sure that the distance between the nozzle and my armpit was at least 15 centimeters. I’d do everything they told. I even beat up my 5-year-old nephew for coming near my closet, as they had instructed it to keep away from children’s reach. And yet, all I get is a broom beating from my ugly bai.” Vaibhav expressed his frustration. Vaibhav claims that he had to do go a lot of mental suffering and public humiliation due to the lack of Axe effect and wants HUL to compensate him for this agony. An advocate in Karkardooma court, who happened to mistake Vaibhav for some deodorant vendor when he entered the court premises with all the bottles, has now offered to take up his case in the court. HUL has been served a legal notice in this regard. HUL has officially declined to comment on the case citing the subject to be sub judice, but our sources inform that the company was worried over the possible outcomes of the case. The company might argue that Vaibhav was hopelessly unattractive and unintelligent and didn’t possess the bare minimum requirements for the Axe effect to take place. Officially HUL has not issued any statement, but legal experts believe that HUL could have tough time convincing the court. “HUL might be tempted to take that line of argument, but it is very risky. There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don’t attract women. In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of court.” noted lawyer Ram Jhoothmalani said. __________________ There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool.

27-11-2009, 04:49 PM	#2
agent47 957 days old at PW Location: Jehlum Age: 19 Posts: 2,119	lmfao! __________________ Car Enthusiast,NOT! a Street racer..

27-11-2009, 05:08 PM	#3
sam007 944 days old at PW Location: Lahore Age: 19 Posts: 2,679	ROFLMAO!!! now m gonna sue Axe too.....m also using AXE products......but no AXE effect!! __________________ http://sam-gamerzone.blogspot.com/

27-11-2009, 05:09 PM	#4
DCcoolguy 575 days old at PW Location: $tick to the P0!NT Age: 19 Posts: 2,781	hahahahahahah bhahahhahah! some big donkey!axe effect hahahaha __________________ <BLACK SMITH>

27-11-2009, 05:11 PM	#5
DCcoolguy 575 days old at PW Location: $tick to the P0!NT Age: 19 Posts: 2,781	waqai i m also had choclate!but no axe effect chalo sab bhai log mill kar axe ko sue karenn!!bhahahaha __________________ <BLACK SMITH>

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27-11-2009, 05:11 PM	#6
sam007 944 days old at PW Location: Lahore Age: 19 Posts: 2,679	ROFLMAO! now m gonna sue AXE too......cuz m also using AXE products but no AXE effect!! __________________ http://sam-gamerzone.blogspot.com/

27-11-2009, 07:43 PM	#7
iLLDuDe786 554 days old at PW Location: PK Posts: 7,510	LMAO.......axe really works thou....he must be some REAL looser __________________ I dun't tawk i just let da visa speak..

27-11-2009, 08:03 PM	#8
imran544 922 days old at PW Location: Karachi Age: 22 Posts: 547	LMAO what a looser. __________________ Engr. Emran

27-11-2009, 08:51 PM	#9
ToofaneBatameezi 688 days old at PW Location: Animal Planet!! Age: 23 Posts: 11,243	Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe \| Faking News __________________ Diary of ToofaneBatameezi: Sat, Mar 27, 2010 - The walls between art and engineering exists only in our mind!! Saturday Nite, July 26, 1942 - If someone slaps you on the right cheek, forward the left one as well, otherwise he will shoot you. Gandhi Jee at Nishter Park Jalsa, Karachi. Car Camo is like a bikini. What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is vital.

27-11-2009, 09:53 PM	#10
amarmak 1,649 days old at PW Location: Karachi Age: 30 Posts: 291	Fake news fun to read though

27-11-2009, 10:01 PM	#11
rusty_racer94 1,108 days old at PW Location: Clifden.Co.Galway Age: 16 Posts: 8,582	That can be fake And he should look at his face first He must be ugly too __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

27-11-2009, 10:10 PM	#12
RetardedBuddy 731 days old at PW Location: Tarbela Age: 1 Posts: 12,116	Illdude You are the man, really. Bango I read this ages ago... hilarious as **** __________________ Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

27-11-2009, 11:44 PM	#13
bango 444 days old at PW Location: Lahore Posts: 4,968	Fake? Yes that's what I was thinking - a little too good to be true. RB - I didn't know it was that old..came across it in the morning .. but then, I'm not much of a net-surfer, so things come to me a little late ) __________________ There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool.

27-11-2009, 11:48 PM	#14
versatilegenious 408 days old at PW Age: 21 Posts: 633	hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhah.....loooseeerrrr.. . __________________ Dream is not what you see in sleep, its what dont let you sleep-DR. Abdul Qadeer Khan

28-11-2009, 03:08 PM	#16
c123pk 1,967 days old at PW Location: Karachi Age: 33 Posts: 11,878	Dude, Barak Obama's dad was nt a pretty looking guy, still he managed to marry different chicks, 1 from china, other was obama's beautiful lookin mum etc. i gas all of those chicks married him cause of his huge african maal Attached Thumbnails

28-11-2009, 05:10 PM	#19
Nabuas 1,188 days old at PW Location: Islamabad Age: 22 Posts: 1,188	hahahahahhaha....poor indian......hahahahha __________________ low and slow...all day long...

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