Pw joke cafe !!
Dear PW Members,
Now Its Time To Laugh & Enjoy With The Best Joke's In Our PW JOKE CAFE.
Kindly Share The Best Jokes You Have Heard, You Know or Some1 Has Shared With You.
....NOTE: No UNHEALTHY JOKES PLEASE ..
I HOPE ALL PW MEMBERS KNOW WHAT I EM TRYING TO SAY.
Lets Start ............
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
A Man: starts shouting in a store......
where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Man: it is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
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What does
Nine Pipe Pour Pour
Pipe Pour Pipe Pour
Potty Pipe means?
It means Lallu Prasad
is giving you his
number #9544545445
Alkaloids (Heavily Derivatized Amino Acid),
Hyoscymine,
Atropine,
Cocaine,
Codein 3,
Morphine,
Tetrodotoxin,
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Terpenoids,
Azdirechtin,
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Steroids,
Glycosides,
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Phenols,
Resveratrol,
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Ye msg 3 baar Parh kar 4 logon ko send karen.
InshaAllah Dimagh ki Lassi ban jayegi,
Malaai Maar k. :-)
"Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai"
Agar aapko apni Girlfrnd k Past ur Future k baray me jan'na hy to,
Apni grlfrnd ka number mukammal Naam or Patay k sath is Number pr send karain.
03125564323
"Haq Baba, Sach Baba"
Azmaish shart hy
Zarori Note:
"Baba G ka number change karna bohat bari beghairity hy"
Shukriya.
Teacher: Ye Muhavra poora karo...
"Jin kay Ghar Sheeshay k hotay hain."
Student: "Woh Light Off kar k Kapray badaltay hain."
Banta calls up "white house"
Banta: "I want to be the next president of USA"
Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Banta: "Why?? Is it Compulsory???
Ek pagal khat likh raha tha:
Dr. ne pucha kis ko likh rahy ho?
Pagal: Apny aap ko.
Dr.: Kya likha hai?
Pagal: Mujhe kya pata, Abhi mujhe mila thori hai.
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Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
thank you ... ill try to keep the thread alive as i said it before as wellOriginally Posted by Sheryar
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody
of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had
brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of
the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued,
'Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
Hai koi jawaab???
A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Malaysianin Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a
sudden Saudi police entered and arrested them. But, as it was a nationalholiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said:
"I allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and then
said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Indian guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10
lashes before the whip went through again. Sheikh turned to Pakistani and said: "You are from a brother country, so you can have 2 wishes!"
"Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the Pakistani replies.
"My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes."
"If you so desire", the Sheikh replies with questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?"
"Tie the Indian to my back", the Pakistani answers.
Gandhi Ki Dhoti
There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though
backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the
theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with
the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to
Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI
Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuch Kuch hota hai
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan
Gandhi kee dohti mein Judwaa
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri
Gandhi kee dohti mein Ajnabee
Gandhi kee dohti mein Pyaasa
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Lol... gandhi ji ko qabar ma attack
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Gandhi himself was a great man like our Quaid, i have much respect for him opp to Neru.
An 'Inch' in the 'Right' Direction is Far better than a 'Mile' in the Wrong.2 There is No Such Thing as A Free Lunch.3 Assumption is the Mother of all £uckups.4 Devil wears Prada.
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i respect him living a clean life without lusts and against british samraj, fighting for the poor and to resist british taxes even they implemented on consuming salt, but i love volveringa
An 'Inch' in the 'Right' Direction is Far better than a 'Mile' in the Wrong.2 There is No Such Thing as A Free Lunch.3 Assumption is the Mother of all £uckups.4 Devil wears Prada.
A guy tells his friend that check my result at the universty and come back and tells me my grades.but i will be with my father so if i fail in one subject say "muslim says asslam u alikum"if i fail in two subjects then say "musimeen says asslamualikum "
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the friend came back from university and says "Ummate muslima says aslam u alikum"
Sada nai banya.......Chalo koi gul nai..!
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