Went to buy ice cream for guests to nearby general store...i was in pajamas and t shirt...went to freezer and an girl was already standing there.. i was deciding what to buy and suddenly she hands over her ice cream to me and said "isko pack kardain" , i was like excuse me, she suddenly realized i was not sales man so she said sorry and went to cash counter and i stood there embarrassed ....
thank god no one was there
another one
i ordered burgers, delivery guy came, i went to take them and i was in vest and shorts... he handed me over and went to take a leak nearby, came back and i handed him 1500 (bill was 1200)
he said ander sey kitney paisey miley,
i said bhai yeh lo aur baqaya do...
he said k "1200 do meray pass khuley nahi hain"
i said "meray pass bhi nahi"
he said "ander sahab sey ley aao jinhon ney burger mangwaye hain"
i said kya??
he said "ruko mai intercom pe sahab se bolta hoon k khuley paise do"
i didn't understand and then suddenly my tube light lit up and i told him k "ooh bhai maine hi burger mangwaye hain or mai hi sahab hoon"
was really embarrassed, then got the money from inside and paid him