It happened yesterday. I was traveling by a bus, It was a long distance bus with an airplane-like toilet, not those inter city buses. Anyways, I prefer to sit next to a hot girl because it makes an hour long journey fun and comfortable, even if we dont talk and act awkward. So anyways, as I got on the bus yesterday, I saw this pretty Indian/Pakistani/desi girl sitting by herself so I go and sit with her. Everybody in the bus was quiet. Some were preparing to sleep, some were turning the laptops on etc. Anyways, I decided to listen to indian music on my phone. I noticed that the battery was almost dead. I put on my ear phones and start rocking indian music. I noticed that the sound was much lower. I thought it mustve been caused by the low battery. So I increased the volume to full. It was still pretty low but I had no choice because it was an hour long journey and I had to do something.
10 minutes in and the battery completely died. I noticed that the girl kept looking at me every few seconds. I kept looking at her back. It came to a point where I had to look and give her a smile or a nod of approval. Every few seconds, she would look at me and give me an "embarassing look" and I would look back and give her a smile of approval. I thought she wanted to start a conversation but I decided to be an alpha male and decided to carry on with my music. After about 15-20 minutes, I notice her getting "uncomfortable". That's when it hit me, she had to go to the toilet but was too shy to ask me to move out of her way. So I humbly moved from my seat to let her go. When she came back she was relaxed. And we started talking....and talking and talking. I told her about my various different stories like that one with the audi and that other one at the traffic stop where I asked the rich guy his secrets like an alpha male. We got along very good. She really liked me and I really liked her.
When the bus finally stopped, I managed to find enough guts to ask her to be my girl. But there was a little problem. This fat a$$ nut sitting a few seats behind us, had these huge computer headphones on his ears and was playing really bad Indian music on his phone. The problem was, that the nut haden't connected his headphones to the phone and the entire bus was tired of him. As you guys know I'm the alpha male, I had to do something. I went upto the guys seat and thought to my self, I should punch this guy in the face. But offcourse, my future girl and the entire bus was looking at me, so I had to act smart and use my brain instead of muscle. So I kindly told him that his headphones were disconnected. He thanks me and then the entire bus starts clapping for me. I go back to my girl and she says yes to my proposal. After we get off the bus, she invited me to her place.....
I have decided not to leave her room for few days. Forget school, forget job. I need to spend some time with her.