woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her and says, 'Hi, honey, want a little company?'
'Why?' asks the woman. 'Do you have one to sell?'
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Once a sardar doctor calls his sardar patient on the phone and says 'Hi, main bol raha hoon!'
The other sardarji replies 'Kamaal hain, ithe vi main bol raha hoon!'
Doctor to Sardar: 'Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai!'
Sardar: 'Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!'
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One day santa was thinking that why his sisters have two brothers and he has only one...
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Santa Singh had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,' in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. Santa decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home, Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, 'Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'
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A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery for 1 crore!'
The husband says, 'Oh my god! Where are we going, Goa, Switzerland, America...???'
The wife yells back, 'I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!'
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A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up.
Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you were by my side when someone stole all my money from my account... and you know what?
Wife: What?
Man: I think you're bad luck.
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welll these r mine post yours....