I laughed so hard at some of the images and comments on here, that tears were streaming from my eyes.
The Ultimate Comment: "These are maa-pen-ified cars". Priceless!
The Ultimate Maadificayshun: Probably a toss-up between the Darth Vader Death Capsule Mark II, and the 1984 Bugatti Veyron Civic.
This is a terrific thread. Please keep adding to it, so those of us who drive "mortal" rides can point and laugh at those who drive these nightmares.