Imagine a system with all the classy gaaliyan too - so it can also alert you and the offender to act accordingly.
One drive on Mall rd and the control module will blow out its supply fuse - setting up an alert written in urdu on the dashboard, Bhains ki aankh ye konsa shehr hai.
The Jaguar thing wont work either, it will probably go stray and end up at the edge of a butcher shop wanting some scraps of meat.