I'll try
Left To Right
Battery, Engine, Handbreak, Engine Oil, Temp High/Low, Econo Mode, Door warning, Boot warning, Traction on/off, Key insertion, Traction warning, Seat belt, Airbag, Something wrong with seatbelt :D, High Beam, Head lights....phewwww
Cant make out the rest, this pic was probably taken with the ECU configurator attached to the car (shows in the front view pic as well)