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    Default 4x4 slogan war. Lets c wat u got!

    First of all this is not to offend anyone just some plain fun so kindly no one should get offended by it. Yesterday at Mir's office me, mir and pinky started shooting slogans at each other regarding our machine and had a blast and a good laugh. Thought why not enjoy the same here with all of u.Lets have some fun by posting our slogans here and have a laugh at it. Regards
    Toyota All The Way !!!!!!!!!

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    @TLCFJ40 ........ Yes bro have been living in FJs since birth !!!

    Started with a FJ-40 Softtop ('79), graduated to an FJ-40 Hardtop ('80). Then came the FJ-40 Hardtop ('84), FJ-70 (2000) and FJ-75 FRP ('96). Had an FJ-80 ('90) but for a limited time only.

    Came to my present abode. Got an FJ-100 ('01) sold it quickly as couldn't keep up with fuel cost. Got an FJ-Cruiser which still stands by me and is plenty of fun.

    Learned to drive in the 1st FJ (couldn't look out the windscreen as I was too short).

    Had a couple of Jeeps too. Don't get me wrong. Never had a problem with them. 2 Cherokee as well. Didn't much like them though so ........

    I got the FJ bug I guess!!! (and I don't want to get rid of it either).

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    @MIr
    hahahaha...
    good come back...Lets c if u got more.
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    You've ALL seen the Husband and Girlfriend 3.0 jokes.
    Here's Jeeping Husband 1.0

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0 to Jeeping Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Jeeping Husband 1.0 deactivates many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and activates new, undesirable programs such as Jeep Buddies Night 1.3, Saturday Four-Wheeling 5.0, Mechanic 2.4 and JeepPartsEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs correctly, and invariably launches the Last Weeks Jeep Adventures browser version 3.1. DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6 doesn't work, especially on weekends, either. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Jeeping Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness.

    Can you help please ?!!!!

    Jeepless Jane

    Dear JeeplessJane:

    This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0 to Jeeping Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Jeeping Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few non-Jeep related applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Jeeping Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0, because Jeeping Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this.
    Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend With Jeep 5.0 to emulate Jeeping Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed.

    Having Jeeping Husband 1.0 installed myself, I would suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). This is a wonderful feature of Jeeping Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Jeeping Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME"
    Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Jeeping Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Jeeping Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, CJ 6.0. CJ 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Jeeping Husband 1.0 to create SmallJeep 1.0. You will find very little space within this program and Wife 1.0 no longer has enough room to run during JeepTrips 2000. You will soon be running WhereDoISit 5.3. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!
    Just remember, the system will run smoothly and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run non Jeep related applications. Jeeping Husband 1.0 is a great program, but if it doesn.t involve Jeeps, there is limited memory available and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend PowerTools4Gifts 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Jeeping Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Jeeping Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as
    FixesBrokenThingsOtherThanJeeps 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6.

    A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Jeeping Husband 1.0 will run only Long JeepTrips 5.2 and Longer JeepTrips 9.3 or GarageWork 2.5 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.

    I hope these notes have helped.

    Thank you for choosing to install Jeeping Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. "We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!

    Source: http://www.ifsja.org/humor/jphusband10.html
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    My CJ is your 4x4's Daddy!!
    And ofcourse Landcruiser is the granddad.
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    The End:


    4x4 slogan war Lets c wat u got! -931531



    I guess finally got mad about all the maintenance bills!
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    Blonde Jeep:


    4x4 slogan war Lets c wat u got! -931532
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    @Mskhan
    Good one.!

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    A little body damage never voided a warranty
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    IJC spirit!

    Never leave a rig behind
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    Fear is an emotion, 4x4ing is an attitude!
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    Those who wander are not necessarily lost
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    Places to go, rocks to crawl, mud to sling, and people to annoy.JEEP
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    JEEP:
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    @on mir CJ

    Warning: This vehicle may contain nuts!
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    God created the earth, let's explore all of it!
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