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    Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire Pit Crew. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of Pakistan's unemployment, and hire unemployed Pakistani youth from Karachi. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how they were able to remove a set of wheels from a car parked in the street in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew takes more than 8
    seconds with the right equipment.

    This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, and, as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every other team.

    However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, as during the crew's
    first practice session; not only were 'da boyz' from Pakistan able to change the tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed the car, filled off the chassis number and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren's Team!!

    Source: US (Weekly Mag from "The News", Pakistan.)

    http://www.jang.com.pk/thenews/dec2005-weekly/us-23-12-2005/p1.htm

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    GREAT NEWS
    It's been a long journey

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    GREAT NEWS
    It's been a long journey

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    LoL..

    But I bet, thugz(teenager, mostly blacks), from the Detroit, can do it in real world scenario, and thats not even a joke. The an actual car stealers team after being arrested by police in Detroit were timed at a TV documentary show, and they were able to take apart, the stereo system, tires, fenders, seats too I think in 3 minutes.
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    Let ferrari confirm this too... though I highly doubt the news... , here is what I read somewhere else as a similar "JOKE"

    http://bigstewart.tripod.com/namesgolfsociety/id5.html

    New Pit team from Ferrari

    The entire Ferrari F1 pit crew fired yesterday.

    The announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British governments Work for the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Glasgow.

    The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how Unemployed youths in Easterhouse were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing Crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high - tec gear.
    This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won and lost in the pits , Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.
    However Farrari got more than they bargained for as, during the crew's first practice session , not only were the Weegie pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren team for 4 dozen cans of Special Brew and a gram of coke.
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