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    AL Salam.
    Here is my little(BIG) problem. I may seem funny to some people but believe me it is not fun what I have to deal with almost everyday. I recently bought a new bike UNIQUE 70.All was well until I started parking it in my office parking. Very first day I found the right back view mirror broken (cracked).I suspected that maybe some other bike wala bhai may have touched with his bike, and ignored it. But the other day I found out the culprit. It was a crow.


    · Now I can live with a crow breaking my mirror, but that is not the only problem created by it.



    · The crow regularly visits the parking lot and for some unknown reasons ignores the other 10/15 bikes and sits on its favorite place, the right mirror on my bike. Why not the left mirror? Well that is a another unsolved mystery.


    · Ok. I am not as selfish as not to share my bike with it and after all it also has Basic Human Crow Rights and can sit anywhere he likes to.


    · I can live with a crow sitting on my bike mirror on regular basis but can not tolerate it SH**TING on the throttle bar every ****ing day.


    · It has its own timing. Will come only about 5/10 minutes before I come to take the bike. Will S**T only 2 minutes before ,so that I can deal with it while it is fresh and in the most disgusting form it can be in. And will not fly until it is in my touching range. Eventually when I shoo it away, it will sit on a nearby wall or car and enjoy the show of me washing the throttle bar.


    Any (serious or not) suggestions to solve the problem and even better, taking revenge will be welcomed.
    Thanks


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    Wrap a disposable glass on your throttle when you leave. All you need to get going is remove the glass and dispose it off (responsibly).
    Keep your friends close but your enemies closer...

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    What a story man.
    Lgta hay apki UniQue Black hay.
    Yar simple solution hay bike ko cover kr kay khara kia kro.Ab ap kaho *** k kapra har waqt sath kese rakhun?
    Ap bike k sath ek bag lga lo us main kapra rakha kro.Am serious.
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    @dogarz
    Thanks seems practical

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    ever heard of a scarecrow....go for it
    Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!

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    Kill that crow by a catapult
    CoMmiNg SoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOn

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    This is what I mean


    The Crow Problem. - 362834 The Crow Problem  The Crow Problem -362835

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    Whatever you do, dont harm the crow. It will be the day you will always remember. Crows are very mean, if you hurt them in any way, they will make your office life miserable. They like revenge. A crow harmed by a human calls other crows and they form a group, then they will try to hurt you with their black beaks and sharp claws. They will always flyby you very close in an attempt to harm u. Also, crows do not forget the people who hurt them. Yeah i have seen many crow vs human wars. Dont start one If you want to kill it you can hire a assasin to do it but dont do it urself.

    Yes i am serious about my post.

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    I think cover would be the best option.

    What ever you do don't remove the side mirror, it's nice that you have installed it, other bikes i see in the pic haven't. Safety is always the priority.

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    Here is the solution::

    The Crow Problem -362893

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    although the story is freakishly funny as hell........... lolz.. lmfao.....
    wrap a shopping bag on your mirror and throttle bar..
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    black color ka shopper chara lia karo miror and handle pa

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    shoot the crow..
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    nicely written by you, it seems you are a blogger

    well, come back to the point, cover your bike with an old bed sheet whenever you park your bike in the haunted area of crow dada
    Same $hit, different day.

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    Hahahaahaa.. This thread made my day.. LMFAO...
    wrap the throttle and side mirror with a shopping bag. ..

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    buy a plastic sheet and cover the whole bike agar handle pe sirf dalo ge to ki pata seat pe kar de
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    mirrors can be reemoved by rotating them..
    y dont u take your motor bike mirror with you in your office cabin..
    the crow will be totally disgusted if u do this..

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    Well as you are in karachi, you don't need to take tension any more, unit pe uthwa lete hain crow ko
    Same $hit, different day.

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    Target Killing Crow !
    Catch that Crow and Give it to Rehman malik
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