What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?
Gossip
What turns everything around but does not move?
GOD
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
I can eat anything for breakfast
What two words contain the most letters?
No idea
What wears shoes but does not walk?
an idiot
What won't break if you throw off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?
NO idea
What's better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?
Its what u have with u
What's colorless, and weightless, but if you put it into a barrel, the barrel would become lighter?
Ask einstein
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
no idea
What's the difference between here and there?
"t"