Automobile Acronyms
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
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BMW
Bought My Wife
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BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
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CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
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DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
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FIAT
Fix It All the Time
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FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
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GM
General Maintenance
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GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
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HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
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HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
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SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
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TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW
Virtually Worthless
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