Haha, im at work and you well cracked me up! have a nice day!
Do not use anti mist sprays as they are not worth it. the shaving cream works better thn anti mist sprays.
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Click on the above video, its no rocket science. apply shaving cream on soft clean cloth and rub the window well with it until crystal clear.