Scary but quiet true
Smart man + smart woman=romance
Smart man + dumb woman=p****ancy
Dumb man + smart woman=affair
Dumb man + dumb woman=marriage
Smart boss + smart employee=profit
Smart boss + dumb employee=production
Dumb boss + smart employee=promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee=over time
A man will pay $2 for $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay$1 for $2 she doesn’t need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful wife is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a
lot more willing to die.
Any married men should forget his mistakes, there’s is no use in
two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man excepting he will change, but doesn’t.
A man marries a woman excepting she won’t change
and she does.