Guys in this thread i am posting da jokes....You guys r allowed 2 paste jokes....so u r also welcome 2 paste jokes here :)......Inshallah whenever i get updated wid jokes i will paste here......:D:D..........so enjoy da jokes & laugh.....:D:D:D
1: Sardar laughing behind pathan at ATM centre ''Ha ha i have seen ur password. Pathan:what is it?? Sardar:its 4 star (****) Pathan:Haha ur wrong,its 3384...
2:A teenager studying in college abroad sent this sms to his father:Dear dad,No money,No fun,Your son
Dad replied: Dear son,too bad,so sad,your dad.....
3:Zindagi k ajeeb paheli hai....
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Keypad dabane se solve nahi hogi.....:D:D:D
4:Once a sardar calls another sardar on da phone and says ''Hi,main bol raha hon''
The other sardar replies:'Kamaaaal hai. idher vi main hi bol raha hoon'' :D:D:D
5: Hey
genius
Yes u
U r smiling......
Bcoz i called u genius
Aah..!!!
Sometime v need 2 lie just 2 c ur sweet smile,so keep smiling :)
6:Imagine.........
Urself in boat
Which is sinking
Sharks all around u
Wat can u do 2 save urself
Very Simple......
STOP IMAGINING :D:D:D:D
7:Honey said to sugar ''We are the sweetest things in da world'' Gurr smiled and said ''I think u hav not met da person reading dis message :D:D
8:Teacher:Recent studies have sown that egypt has the most confused children...Can any tell why???
Little Jhonny:Because their grand grand daddies were mummies.....
8:If God gave me 24hrs b4 death
I'll spend 23hrz 55mins wid u
U must b thinkin abt last 5 minutes
Us may main tumhara b gala daba dunga.....
Friends hain naaa....!!!
Saaath chalain gay.....
9:Once there was a mirror that used to kill liars....
French:I think,i don't smoke (Killed)
American:I think,i love iraq (Killed)
Sardar: I think....(killed)
10:Meaning of ABCDEFG
''A boy can do everything for girls...
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
''Girl forget everything done & catches new Bakra...........:D:D:D:D
Will post more sooooon!!!!