Refrain from making multiple threads and DONT post perverted jokes.Post all your jokes in One thread[Mod Edit]
Sir: bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,cigerrete nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.
Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
Bachche: theek hai sir.
Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche: ok sir.
Sir: desh (watan) ke liye jaan bhi de doge.
Bachche: day denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya!!!