- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Dogs themselves do and by their reaction, humans find out if it really is 'improved' or not.
- If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
It is quite possible that the black box is strategically placed in such a location where it would be the safest in a plane crash. Of course it's not possible to hide the whole plane in a particular place in the plane itself.
Another reason/theory would suggest that whatever material is used in it might be really expensive and planes already are really expensive themselves.
- Can you cry under water?
Yes you can. You just won't see your tears.
- Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Because although dogs sit around all day, when they get to work, they REALLY get to work. Ever seen a dog chase someone? You should try jumping into someone's house who has a dog
- Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Perhaps so that stupid people can tell the difference between a calculator and a phone.
- Can you get cornered in a round room?
Yes.
1) If people corner you
2) If you FEEL mentally/spiritually cornered. The room doesn't have to have corners itself.
9.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
Because they sleep in their nests. Or when they sleep on a branch, they make a firm grip using their feet.
- Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Because they probably name it a building while it is being built and like some places etc are named after people of the past and not those who own it or maintain it in the present, likewise maybe that's the reason for not changing the name of the building later.
You know what? I think it's more likely that the human race doesn't give two shits about that.
- Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
A 'TV set' means TV with a remote.
- Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when
you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Future/Long-term planning. NASA is going to make a road linking Earth to the Moon and guess what NO speed limit
- If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?
So that at least one person who does not drink or will not drink to accompany the drunk person.