A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
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"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
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The crowd was shocked!!!!! !!!
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He followed up by saying,
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"That woman was my mother!"
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The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly,
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"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
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Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
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After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out
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"... and I can't remember who she was !"
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As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....
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Moral of the story
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Don't copy if you can't paste
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