used underwear
It was an artistic liberty.
wingster, I have written the ad for you:
4Sale: A 1000% genuine heart shape spud.
I have acquired a one of a kind gem; not even the richest person in the world has it. I am offering it for sale here to all of my lovely brothers and sisters. The highest bidder will be assured to own a unique piece of art that will make them proud and envious of the neighbors. Since this item is perishable and may start to rot in the near future, please offer me your highest price immediately. Otherwise, I may be forced to cook it; an unthinkable loss of such a precious and unique work of art.
Bidding starts at Rs.1000.
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