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*'Paracetamol' is your cure to every illness.
*Your remote control is in plastic packet
*You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home.
*There is a tub of 'DADLA BASMATI' in your kitchen.
- You know how an Indian film will end before it's started but you
still watch it to the end.
*You find no criticism in an Indian film where a man jump off a
cliff and jumps back up again
*You eat onions with everything.
- You put off your shoes outside the mosque but you still keep them
with you.
*You arrive late in everything.
*At weddings, the cameraman only ever focuses you when you're eating.
- You burn fuel of Rs. 50/- to reach a shop where the thing is available
for Rs. 2/- less than in your nearby market.
*You always say 'on the light' instead of 'turn the light on'.
*You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and
you see all 25 members of your family have come to pick you up.
*The car has a seating capacity of 5 people yet you fit in 12.
*You secretly watch "ZEE-TV" and pretend you've never heard of it.
*You offer guests tea even before they have stepped into your house.
*You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end
up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift (and you haven’t
seen half of these people in your life).