BMW
Brings Me Women
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD
For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's
Drivable & Inexpensive
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
KIA
Kills In Accidents
OPEL
Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA
The One You Only Trust Always
HONDA
Hanged Over Now Driving Away