This one is not a joke, it actually happened.
I was in East Timor working as IT Customer Support Manager, and I heard a loud laugh. A bizarre laugh in my office. Upon asking what happened, here is the story behind:
One of our Support Officers received a call from a staff member, she reported that she is having problem with Windows Desktop.
Here is the conversation between them:
Customer: Hi Good morning, my name is Barbara, I m having problem with Windows Desktop, I can't find a short cut for Lotus Notes.
Support Officer: Do U have different windows opened?
Customer: Yes
Support Officer: Please do me a favor, close all the opened windows.
Customer: ok wait a minute.
Support Officer: Sure.
Customer: Ok I have closed all the opened windows of my office, now what next???