Frazfa: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
JJ: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."
Frazfa phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day frazfa calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day frazfa calls again and once more asks to speak to his
boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . ." frazfa replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."
Frazfa: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
jj: "It's 3:15."
frazfa: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the
weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different
answer."
One day frazfa was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.
frazfa said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."
The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"
frazfa said "That same stupid guy called again"