Some funny bumper stickers seen around the world and quoted here!
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In our village, a guy have an old white Peoguet (like those hindustan ambassadors) in a really bad condition. People use to laugh or smile as they see it, he was quite pissed off so he wrote down in pushto on back trunk lid "WALE KHANDE, THASA DAASE SHTHA!", which means, "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING, DO YOU HAVE IT?!"
Here you can see some similiar minded people's quotes =)
My karma ran over your dogma.
I don't brake for pedestrians
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?
Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth.
Take your time, but hurry.
Speed kills, drive slow, get a Suzuki.
0 to 60... in 15 minutes.
This car has one gear, reverse (adhered on front bumper)
Save gas. Fart in a jar.
Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill your drink.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the footpath.
Stay back, learning to change gears.
Friends don't let friends drive naked. (or Ford)
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Caution! Driver's applying make-up
CAUTION : Driver Singing
The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
Ass, gas, or grass nobody rides for free.
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.
Hang up and drive
Beam me to work Scotty, this traffic sucks.
Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
If you are the lead truck, the scenery never changes.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
It was only a lane change!
Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-eat-shit
I drive this way just to piss you off.
Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.
Caution: Driver Sleeping.
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
If you can read this you are speeding.
Don't Think and Drive.
Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
Caution: Travels at the speed limit.
----Passing Side / Suicide----
Hang up and drive I wonder how you'd drive with that car phone shoved up your ass?
I know I drive slow but at least I'm in front of you! (on back); Hi, Its me again! (on front)
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!
Caution: I drive like you do
I run over wannabees
Drive defensively, buy a tank
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying
Life's Short...Drive Fast
Don't honk too loud, you'll wake up the driver
if you can't see my marriors your way to damn close back off dumbass
Clear the road - I'm sixteen!!
ROAD RAGE: Next 20 mi.
Honk if you like to drive naked!
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Speed bumps excite me!
If you can read this I can slam my brakes and sue you!
If you can read this I have lost my trailer
Back Off! Driver Chews Redman
We don't need an encyclopedia, we have a teenager!
Kids cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids!
CAUTION- Backseat Driver!
Drive Offensively, Get Them
(on a big motor home) We are spending out kids' inheritence
If you can read this, you are where I want you. Behind Me!
Speed like lightning, crash like thunder
Hello! Blinker? Oh sorry it must have been an option that year
If only you drove as perfect as me.
I'll get off my cell phone when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
Mafia staff car.
My other tardis is a police box.
Only milk and juice come in 2 liters (found on a V8)
Designed by computer, built by robot, driven by moron.
ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Sure wish my wife was as dirty as my truck is.
Car will explode upon impact
Lost your cat? Look under my tires.
I saw it. I wanted it. I cried. I got it. (seen on back of Jaguar S-type)
If you love your life as much as I love my car you won't steal it.
If you can't read this, flip car over (adhered upside-down)
If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it
This car is infected with AIDS...don't touch it!
This car is insured by the mafia you hit me they hit you
My other car is Christine, and she's right behind you!
My wife's other car is a broom.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Dodge RAM: If you can't Dodge it, then Ram it.
My other car is a Pinto
Suzikis are like tampons. Every pussy has one.
If you don't like my truck, smile as you go under.
Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.
Yah it stinks and is giving you a headache it's a diesel
My other car is stuck up my nose!
My other car is a ufo.
This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
My other car is a piece of crap too!
If you value your life as much as I value this truck, don't mess with it!
Rust test in progress.
YES this is my truck. NO I won't help you move!
This car protected by a pitbull with AIDS
You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this!
Code blue: Ford just stopped the heartbeat of America
Chevy trucks, Harley Davidson's and blondes - I only ride the best!
My other ride is your mom!
Eat my Dust!
If it's too loud you're too old.
Real Americans Buy What They Want (as seen on a Toyota)
Do not over take over turning vehicle
Don't follow me! I don't know where I'm going.
Do Not Clean - Potatoes planted!
Friends don't let friends drive Fords!
Don't laugh, it's paid for!
Only little boys wear bowties!
Lord of the Rings (found on an Audi)
Chevy Repair Kit (picture of grenade)
My other car is an airplane!
My other car is an F-15 (found on a U.S. Air Force Hummer)
The Heartbeat of America Stops Here (found on a Ford F-150)
Pontiac - Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Car
Have you driven over a Ford lately?.....CHEVY TRUCKS!!
No coins, crappy stereo, nothin but rust in the boot, not worth stealing.
This highway ain't big enough for the two of us!
When I grow up I am gonna be a Cadillac (on the back of an old VW beatle)
PARTYMOBILE! Don't Laugh, Your Mom May Be In Here!
My other ride is your Daughter!
(seen on a family car) If it weren't for the kids, this would be a Mercedes!
Yes it's fast and no you can't drive it
98% of all Fords are still on the road, the other 2% made it home
VW's don't leak oil, they just mark their spots. (like dogs)
My other car is a broom
Honk if you hate noise pollution
Clap one hand if you love Budda
Honk if you don't give a damn
Honk if you love cheeses.
Honk if you're illiterate
Honk if the twins fall out
Honk if you love BUSH, then drive straight into a tree!
Honk if you love peace and quiet
Honk if parts fall off!
Honk if you have never seen an ouzi fired from a car window.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Road rage: Who gives a BEEP!
I'm awake, I'm just ignoring you
Think honk if you're psychic
The horn blows, but does the driver?
My horn blows. How about yours?
The horn blows, How about the driver?
Honk if you are horny?
Horn if You're Honky!
Honk if you don't have a horn!
Honk if you hate bumper jokes.
Blow your nose - you'll get more out of it!
If a car honks in an empty parking lot, does it make a noise?
Honk if you haven't had sex with Bill Clinton
Did you know that your horn has been stolen?
Honk if you are stupid enough to actually read the backs of people's cars and then do what it tells you to do.
Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my ass
Backoff I'm a postal worker.
Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.
Now that you are on my ass you wanna get married?
If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under! (on trucks)
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get off my ass you crazy nut.
Don't tailgate, driver chews tobacco.
I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!
The closer you get the slower I go.
I brake for tailgators!
I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada
If you can read this, your to close. (Written in brail)
If you can read this, you're in phaser range
Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns
If you can read this you are extremely well educated, and much too close.
Do Not Tailgate, Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!
I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL!
If you can read this, you're two seconds from an ass whoopin!
(Placed on the front printed in reverse letters to be read in a rearview mirror) If you can read this you are going too slow.
If you come any closer, I'll eat you.
(On back of a motorhome) Stay back or I'll flush!
So you like tailgating, and I like stopping suddenly.
You're not my bitch so get off my ass.
If you'll get any closer, I'll fart
If you're being passed on the right, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG LANE!
Take your ex out tonight, it should only take one bullet.
If you can read this you're in the right position: behind me!
I brake for no good reason.
GET CLOSER, your mom's in the trunk.
Caution: Driver Reads Braille
Support Search and Rescue, Get Lost!
No radio. Already stolen.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Drugs are for those who can't handle reality. Reality is for those who can't roleplay.
I don't believe in violence, so don't make me kill you
I say "no" to drugs but they just won't listen!
I don't lie, cheat or steal UNNECESSARILY.
Only users lose drugs
It tastes like Chicken.
Take a Bite out of Crime.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Fight Crime. Shoot back!
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Please don't hit me -- My lawyer's in jail.
I hate cops!
Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
D.A.R.E : Drugs Are Really Exciting
Crime Does Pay (seen on a new BMW)
Officer!, I swear the body was dead when I found it
Officer!, will this bumper sticker
saying "Support Law Enforcement" keep you from giving me a ticket?
I'm innocent, I was framed, I didn't really mean to do it.
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These word don't express me =D