10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well, it's so hot; there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again or should i try this time.'
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant: When someone asks the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the 'blah blah blah' dish good?
Answer:-No, it's terrible and made of contaminated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, oh you've become so big (Surprised)
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself 
When a girl announces her wedding, and her Friends ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying nice?
Answer:-No, he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, it's autumn and they are shedding.... ..
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I can bite you.
You are smoking a cigarette and someone asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you also smoke,do you?
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ........... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
And and and ….last one which is THE most irritating
- When you get woken up at 3am by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Oh Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think, can I make India win? :@:@:@
