The number 2 happened once with a fellow traveler in the bus here in Khi:
Young boy accidentally stepped on the elderly's foot.
Since it was a rush time in the bus so the boy didnot realized and when he did so did he apologized promptly!
Here's a recap:
Elder: Kiya batameezi hay yeh?
Youngboy: Sorry sir galti sey charh gaya, sorry!!
*In extreme anger the elder replies
Elder: Dekh k chalo na...
Young boy: Sorry bol to diya cha cha!!
Elder: Ankhein khol k chala kero, Jahil!!
Young boy: Abey sorry bol diya galti sey char gaya tha kiyun garmi khaa raha hay buddhay!!
Elder: Kiya batameezi ker raha hay tu?
Youngman: Abey jaa na yehaan sey ek paoon kabar mein dusra paoon kelay(banana) k chilkay pey phir bhi tari dey raha hay!!
*Continuation after 5 second
Youngman: Agay dekh agay!!
And the whole bus wanted to laugh but couldn't!! 