"Life is better in low range( what do you do when she says faster!)
( Some things u enjoy more when its slow)
( the athuority decide you drive)
(And authority says 60km/hr)
(how do you know yr not the authority)
(I am were i rule)
I might not be fast...but I can't be stopped!
(so do you move too?)
(When it moves the earth tells u it did)
(we don’t need no earthquakes)
(still they are there)
Even jeeps disappear in quakes.
(Funny i still see loads of them from northern area even after the quake,they are built to last)
Cause 4 wheel drivers know the earth isn’t flat.
(cause 2 wheels take less torque to push some speed quick)
(4 wheels are better than 2)
(Like every car gives u 70 km/liter)
car is still a car, yr choose yr type of car
(The ones u talking about are no less )
Sure I'll race you, but I choose the course.
(sure go right ahead up the hill and downhill via shortest path, I take the longer path around hill and wait for you there)
(where it take u, u wont last a mile)
(cars go where roads go)
(sad being slaved to a road)
roads are designed for transport
(Also for keepin under speed limits)
You can go fast, but I can go anywhere ..
(cars wernt made for roads, roads were made for cars)
(thats the good part who needs road)
(why did they invest money in roads?. To look nice)
(a waste of money i guess)
roads will never be considered a waste
(In my kingdom they are useless)
Don't be jealous - not everyone can have a JEEP
( don’t be jealous when there is no road leading to yr place)
(who needs road)
(roads are result of efforts made by mankind)
(yea result a broken road every two months)
so make better ones like other nations do
(U need them why dont you do us the honours)
grown up and still playing with cars???
(i must had been going slow that you spotted me playing ..
(wat can i say have a eye on u )
(stay with yr species, I stay with mine)
(my kind dont get along with cars anyway)
my kind finds jeeps too slow
(where they belong u cant find them anyway)
"I've got my top off, now take yours off!"
(no wonder I coundnt recognize you in the rain)
(still didnt take ur top off did u ?)
(ever heard of convertibles)
(like we c them everyday)
exactly, convertibles have removable tops too
( where did u get the idea that jeeps didnt have removale tops)
Its a Jeep thing & I don't want you to understand !
(…my car changes more tires than yr girl friend changes shoes.,,errrr- chk out the rain tires, snow tires, drift tires, road tires, …..
(so u dont understand after all)
(cars are multipurpose, you do 2000 miles in 17 hrs then talk)
(a little mud and 2000 miles will turn in to 20 inches and 17 hrs in to a life time)
no time to waste on muds
(obstacle means u don't want it there, but its there)
The only difference between your car and mine, is my 33” tyre prints on your bonnet.
(you can winch lift a gutter cover, I can lift it by air pressure from speed)
(i bet u can take that tyre print off ur bonnet as well)
(jeeps cant even come close to cars in speed).
(wat authority allows we have rest assure)
so you realized you cant come even near cars on roads
(We go near them but they run away)
'MY CAR CAN BEAT UP YOUR CAR"
(where did i hear this one before……!)
(last time it happened i guess)
(yea they all dream the same thing)
(until it really happens)(imagining a cruiser hitting an evo)
no evo is way too fast for cruiser to come near, forget hitting
(higher u go harder you fall)
"The chrome don't get you home"
(the chrome does shine better when yr under spotlights)
(So u are all show after all)
(are you jealous?)
(Of wat ricers chrome)plsssssssssss
they get what they fix there cars for, sleepers never worry abt attractions
(power but cant use it on roads/ riced up which noone likes really)wow!
I dont need NOS to smoke you! The road will be enuf for ya lil Supra here!.
(you cant handle nos anyway,, it will topple you over quicker)
(Who needs NOS)
(glad you realized)
(torque is wat we need and wat we have)
you don’t even know what its like to have 100 horses/litre unless you drive a car
(Join us on a IJC event and u will know what adraneline rush is)
Fun Begins Where Road Ends
(that's why, I am always in lookout for deserted deadend places to spend time with my girlfriend)
(get a room dude)
(rooms are for topless)
(u dont c us in rooms do u )
no need my car has a top
(So does my)removable ofcourse...
70% of earth covered by Oceans, rest by JEEP
(it takes a quartermile only to test a drag car)
(quartle mile just dont do it for us we need the world to be ourplay ground)
(cars got roads with speedlimits over yr topspeed)
(like 60 km/hr is so hard to beat )
you drive in first gear only to stay at 60km/hr. autobahn is unlimited speedlimit and is a road
(auotobarn a place which is not reacable right? by ur car atleast)
Dont follow me you wont make it
(don’t follow me, I wont be visible after 5 seconds)
(only if u could overtake)
(2.7 sec.. zero to sixty, and what yr time to zigzag from one side of road to other side trying to stop someone from passing.)
(be carefull might get crushed under the 33' rubbers)
nope, before you turn yr steering, , aero will be long gone
(some times they miss)
BIG BAD BOYZ
BIG BAD TOYZ!!
(clever guys simply know what they want)
(big is better)
(big is abnormal. Perfect is always in mid)
(Nothing is perfect)
wait till you buy a car, then you want quality
(in our land quality keeps us alive, e.g 1942willy as good as modern cruiser)
telling a civic
You can go fast, i can go anywhere
( this is DOHC vtec under da hood, i can follow fast cars you cant)
(Who wants to follow cars, that would be a little lame would't it )
(then wht are yr doing on road, civics go fast on roads)
(bulling cars ofcourse)
catch them to bully them
(right of way is the bully here)
Life's too short for polish
(women like it clean)
(how would u know)
(try it otherway ard and find out for yrself)
(been there done that)
(how about u try it the otherway might c the light)
If you cant stop......Smile as you go underneath.
(who told you to enter the speedway?)
(I guess we are everywhere)
(ooops.. that's a cop "car" following you on speedway. time for a ticket cause yr too slow)
(might get off the speedway...ohhh so sorry cops car cant go offroad can they?)
No but they can get you offroad.
(how lucky can we get).