Since its headed toward a brand rivalry let me chime in...:)
Where's the fun when everything is the same and works the same as everyday. Get a Nissan for a change.
My Grandmother can drive a Toyota, only i can drive a Nissan.
If its working it ain't a Nissan.
Toyota's are like a wife always at your side with a grim face for life. A Nissan is is like a wild girlfriend, you'd be grinning with your pals "What a thing man".
Revive you're manhood. Drive a Nissan.
If Nissan's weren't that crappy, Toyota's wouldn't be that good.
Real 4x4's rarely work, part time always do.
Last not but the least, an adult slogan but censored. i hope the mods allow it. Picked it up on the Australian forum.
Toyota's are like Tampons..... Every P***y has one....
The slogans are not in any way directed or intended towards any person and no offense intended.
Just something from my side.