The first time in my life I rode a motorbike I crashed it,
It was my cousins Suzuki monkey bike, the type with no clutch, we started racing, he was driving a Suzuki Dabba, I was chasing on the bike,
we were going through a field in the outskirts of Lahore, I noticed his tires spinning excessively and I decided to take the lead, applied full throttle, the bike over took him, the front tire on the bike jammed in the soft wet mud and I pulled a superman, flew off the bike, the the bloody handlebars hit my flying feet,
saari trajectory ka beraa gharak ho gayaa,
I went into kalabaazi mode, flipped in the air and smacked into the mud,
the breath got knocked out if me, cousin came running out of the dabba, pointed at me and started laughing,
Al Hamdullillah, I only got a few bruises,
went back home to aunts house where I was staying, after that incident cousin and I started wrestling in the mud so we were both covered head to toe in mud, were quite yong at the time, laughing we got the main door and my aunt started screaming coz she couldn't recognise us,
got badly told off and then we werent allowed inside the house coz we were too dirty so aunt made us stand in the lawn and hozed us down with the maali's pipe,
after we dried out in the sun we were allowed to finally get inside the house to shower and change.
Second time, was driving a friends hilux which had been modified, riased and big wheels, stupid motorbike rider had been doing stunts since ages we were looking at what he was doing trying to impress some chick in a marghalla next to him, as we got near the signal, it turned green and everyone sped up to catch the green light, the bike suddenly swerved, came infront of us to try to overtake the marghi, bike slipped right infront of us, I applied full brakes and we went into a skid, luckily was able to aim the car so that the bike was right in the centre, due to the height of our vehicle the guy didnt get crushed under our wheels,
everyone stopped, got out their cars and ran up to the biker, when the people saw he was ok, they started slapping him around, learned his lesson for teasing "laddisssss",
anyways, we reversed so that the bike was out from under our car and went off.