Butt: Copy TU’z Copy TU’z
TU’z: Copy Butt….
Butt: Oye Vich list pakroo ….
TU#13: Oye butt tu kidhar hai oye #$%^&%$ yeh kiya load kar rha hai %&^$# main nazar aa rha hon tujhe #^$@#$% awaz aa rhi hai….:)
Hey guys, TEAM UNIMOG is officially announcing the Vich-list @ Team Unimog Punga 2011 : Solitude at Altitude.
Well, before disclosing the Vich-list, I should describe you the meaning of “VICH”……!!!
"For those having trouble understanding what I am saying, this is the list of those people who fell ill, made bloopers, in the areas where these activities took place".
Kyun Rao bhai abb toh theeek describe kiya hai na...…..lamooooo
Following are the Jays who got VICHED:
1: Mr.Meekal (Softie)…lolllx
He was the very first who got Viched his cell phone on motorway at start of the journey, as he was sad on 1<sup>st</sup> day of the trip, by his this sad face later on RAO (khalu) replied: Meeki You free to spend your money, don’t save it, Mama keh rhai hain I’ll buy you a new one…..lolxx
Mickie: oye hoye..naya mobile lon ga.
Butt: Abby chal ja…. Ja k Jubblee (daisy chocolate) lay k aa….maza aa gya….
2: Mr.Asad Sheikh (oye Sheikh Rasheed tera ki lagda aey oye)
He was the second one who viched his Camera at Abbotabad ….
Butt: oye jani koi nai naya aa jaye ga.
Asad: oye naya hee tu tha :(
3: Mr. Kashif / “fishak” / Pointer oh I mean Navigator
Well phatan was the 3<sup>rd</sup> one who got viched ……and Palwasha vich kyun hua, kaisay hua, kahan hua woh khud he bataeyga ..….
Butt: Kashif copy Kashif copy
Kashif: haaan oye
Butt: Chal hun dass
4: Mr.Ahmad Butt (issay vich honay ka shok lagta hai, abi b vich hai)
Ahmad butt was the 4<sup>th</sup> one.He had his first tour to any northern area in his life, he was that much excited that he forgot to vich water, DeeDee k bar bar kehnay pay bhi bhol gya aur kehta raha bohat vich kiya hai water aur kitna vich karoon but finally he got viched while approaching toward challas from babusar top…..
5: DeeMog, BeeMog, Tora Bora Vich hogyi: "All Others will be Viched"
All of the three monsters got viched …
1: DeeMog ki toh aankhien he kharab hoogyi thi (no lights coz generator kharab hoogya tha and what a great Mog driver DeeDee drove Mog with no light, Hats off to DeeDee.
2: BeeMog nay socha agar DeeMog vich hua hai toh main peche kyun rahon woh khudi vich hoogya ab yeh toh bash he bata sakta hai k woh vich kyun hua ……lolll
3: Tora Bora ……ess ki toh baat he mat karoo. “ woh kehty hain na gari rakh lo ya Girlfriend”…tora bora ke nakhary hain jee, DeeMog jo vich hua toh tora bora nay toh chalne sy he inkar kar diya (tora bora’s acceleration cabel got viched). Guru G drove Tora bora with broken acceleration wire with Palwa holding the string while sitting on bonnet in rain throughout Challas.
Rao: oye Butt yeh sab kia hai?????….
Butt: Rao bhai mein tun khud Vich huwa wa hun…
6:Tora Bora viched again traveling toward Astore:
As Tora Bora is cute like a girl and strong like leopard got her roof rack viched….
Tora Bora’s roof rack got viched and then DeeDee, Bash, Rao, Romano, Kashif helped each other to fix roof rack and Rao bhai was like dying from inside
(oye meri ladu ka sir hee toot gaya ) “sir means roof rack”
after getting roof rack fixed Rao bhai got happy but aagay buhat kuch hua.
Mickie: khalu bhi vich hogaey …hehehehhee.
Butt: Rao bhai deekho kaya keh raha hai….
Mickie: Oye chup kar khalu suun laingay….lollzz
But: Chal phr jaldi sy Jubblee kehla ....
7:Mr.Romano viched story (yeh banda najayeez he vich hota tha):
Romano is the fun loving person, his advices was OMG but don’t know some time he went harsh on jays as he got angry on ATTA on just ke tent nai lag raha and DeeMog main ja k vich hogaya without having his meal well detail to Romana batyeen gey ….
Butt: Rooommmaaanoooooooooo batwoooo ki hoya ????
8:TORA BORA’z Rack viched again:
In Deosai when Tora Bora Viched in Bara Pani DeeMog help our cute little babiee and pull it out from bara pani and at that time ToraBora’s roof rack was totally viched Kashif tried to DIY but all in vain and rack was shifted on the soft top of BeeMog with the promise to Rao the I’ll gift you new one when we get back to ISLoooo…Tab ja k rao ki jaan main jaan ayi.
Mickie: Chalooo Khalu phir say vich hogaey ……lolxx
9:Mr Kashif (oye tu phr vich hoogya):
Kashif got vichd again at Deosai and took the pointer seat in Tora Bora putting pillow on his face. At this time he got altitude masla “kaha tha na 5 liter pani pi loo but nai tumhy toh Noodles khani thee”
10:BeeMog and Tora Bora viched (starting problem):
At Deosai, after having such a nice meal cooked by Romano at Bara Pani while sitting at BeeMog’s Dala. when the time came to rush, BeeMog and Tora Bora nay kaha nai g hum nay toh start he nahi hoona then again everybody start staring DeeMog and then DeeMog took matter in his own hands and tow BeeMog and then BeeMog tow started the Tora Bora …
11:Mr.Kashif Medically Viched (Injection Lag gya na, kehta tha pani vich karo):
Palwasha was totally viched when we just departed from Deosai, he majorly viched and get rested in Tora Bora and was fully down….and when we reached to exit Deosai we meet a Jay Named Saleem (TU #13) a very jolly person. From there Kashif went to Sakardu on Prado which Saleem brought and went straight to doctor. Doctor viched a huge needle on his bummy’s …....now you guys ask either that a needle OR…….......hehehe lolllllzzz
12: Meekal Aka Mickie (Vich aur Vomiting):
Mickie got viched again where we all were enjoying Apricots brought by TU#13 for us and Mickie was doing vomits, he also got altitude sickness and then he turned his masti off and chup chap Tora Bora mein vich ho gaya ……
Mickie : Tooty Tooty hogya Dil Tooty Tooty hoogya…… lollzz
Khalu: Lo jee yeh Be vich hoogyaa ….
13:Mr.Junaid (es nay koi location ni chori show off pictures k lye):
Here is Mr. Junaid....well Junaid got viched at Shigar where we had a VIP stay at rest house and no doubt the lovely food ….oh if we talk about food how can we forget that Junaid’s stomach got viched and he was worried about his health and asking for medicines.
(oh Junaid bhai itni show off pictures lean k nazar hee lag gaey)
14:Mr. Romano (well-known personality):
Romano is the great guy…oh make me correct either with blue or pink socks guy, only palwa can telll……..lolllzz
well while we had great stay at rest house suddenly a thunder strom come’s out from Romanoo heart and he got viched and consequently Bash got viched and Romanoo left all of us alone and went for VVIP treatment in SPACE, he spend the best night of his trip in space…..WHAT WAS THE BEST ??????
Butt: Chalooo Romnaoo shabash sab ko batwoo……???.
15: Mr. Saleem-ullah-baig aka TU#13 (The Rola Of the Group “Cmon boys MoveUp”)
Saleem baig is the great champ of the team, he always try to keep everyone happy and active. He was the Rola dal ne wala guy, but he also got viched at Upper Kachura (Soak Nala) where we had a camp, after such a lovely dinner when some jays were busy in cracking jokes,.Saleem got disappeared and we found him in his tent coz he was totally viched.
Reason: abb tak pata nai chal saka ……!!!!
Butt: Saleeem bhai Jag rhe hooo……..????
Saleem: haan bhai bol $%&#$% awaz aa rhi &$#%^ yar main Vich hoon.#$%&#
16:Mr. Atta …(Har waqt sota rahe ga k kuch kam b kare ga):
Atta was overall great and puts his all efforts in every part but he also viched and start sleeping…..his sleep mode starts from the upper Kachura and end up at the Motor way when DeeMog crossed the Bhera. “kitna sota hai tun…yeh itne neend lataa kahan sy hai”
17:Mr.Bashrat (Lo je sb vich hoty hain Bash toh vich vich hogya):
Bash bhai got viched near kawai while driving BeeMog and his pointer was so boring that put Bash to sleep with eyes open. He scared hell out of Romano and start running parallel to DeeMog for couple of miles…lolllzzz to kill his sleeping mode.
"Jago Jago warna bhagoo bhagoo…………"
17. Romano (Oh bhai Romano ap phr vich hoogye):
Oh hooooo, phr sy Romano vich hoogya, after traveling like around 18hours Romano got vich again at Balakot .....
"itna zada vich hua k chor k he chala gya”
he was so vich that he left all 12 Jays and went Isloo in Manthaar Bus service and by saying some GOLDEN words to Bash…....
(( YOU AND YOU FRIEND……….)) I guess FRIEND referred to TU#13…
Butt:Yar Romano aap toh Ghusa he kar gaey……hehehehe
18:Mr.Adeel (Sab Trip py vich hue yeh Trip k start sy he vich tha and End py be):
Mr.Adeel aka DeeDee, what a great personality but yeh toh ghar sy nikalty he vich hoogaey, first his stomach was disorder and he was drinking ORS (woh b orange flavor)….sari trip he pita raha pata nai itna ORS jata kahan tha…lollzzz
secondly he was again vich at motor way near Bhera, he was also sleeping with open eyes and what only he was doing was viching RED BULL which was totally useless after 36 hours drive…then the pointer Butt took driving seat and came back lahore…..
Butt: Itna liqui Moli Mog main vich nai kiya, jinta RED Bull khud main vich kar diya.
SSSshhhhhhh (Behind the scenes caught by hidden cameras):
Usual conversation between DeeDee and Bash ..!!!! Some othere Jays...!!
DeeDee: Yar Bash deekh kitne chickne lag rhe hain Mogs.
Bash: Haan yar,.. yeh toh liqui moli ka kamal hai………
DeeDee: Oh Nee, deekh na kitna alla lag rhe hain.
Bash: chal DeeDee thora show off kareen..
DeeDee: oh yaar tujhay pata hai DeeMog flame dey rha tha kitna fit tha na. Chipped hai na…
Bash: Oh haaan wakaey he……chal na show off kareen, tu meri pic lay, main teri lyta hoon.
DeeDee: chal aaja …..Pakar Cam …….
Butt: Loo yeh dono phr Shuru hooogye ……..
Rao: Huh..… Karne do show off, karne do.....
mere pass to apna Camera hai, deekh inko main pictures kese sale karta hoon … !!!
Palwa: Mere pass apna camera hota toh inko show off karna batata…..huh….
Mickie: Totay Totay hogya dil..totay totay hoogya…(24/7)
Azhar: yeh sab apne kam main bzy hain, main tb tk naak main ugli mar lyta hon..(24/7)
Romano: Yeh Tora Bora, Bara Pani cross nai kar saki huh, yeh toh meri choti foxi b kar lay gi.
Atta: yeh har koi mujhe he kam kyun kehta hai…..huhhh…..
Asad: Sab kuch na kuch kar rhe hain, Main kya karon???
Oh haaan cigarette phonkta rehta hon.
That’s all with the Vich-list, hope I haven’t hurt anyone’s emotions, if it so then
I am Soorrrry . GOD BLESS YOU ALL