Im saying thats an avalon in the photo. But Portage insists its not. He says it's a jaguar, but it is not. It's an avalon, just like his. If it aint fishy, what is it?
Now now, if Portage says the car in the reflection is a Jaguar, why is it that you see a avalon behind it? His avalon? Portage has lots of cars...remember he also has an avalon, im pretty sure he knows this car he loves so much ISNT A JAGUAR.
So we can all agree Portage should know avalons very well. For pete's sake he uses one as an elbow rest! HE OWNS ONE! Shouldnt he know what an avalon looks like? After all...the photo was taken out of the avalon. I dont blame him, the avalon's a nice car:
It's one of the best toyotas made, really! Look, it even has nice wheels:
Oh wow! Wait a second! Doesnt the avalon have the same shape AND wheels as the car in the photo he posted? OMG! IT DOES! IT AINT A JAGUAR GUYS! Its a friggin japanese road runner!
So it turns out, the car is afterall an avalon, Portage's avalon. Look at the photo and you dont see a reflection of a human, instead you see a photo of an avalon. Look closely at the driver's side and you'll see a human body inside the car. It turns out Portage, for whatever reason was driving around the parking lot and took a photo of the porsche from inside his avalon.
Even if it's his car - his story was a farce. Unless he thinks his avalon is a jaguar...Purrr
Another great case...CLOSED!