sir you forgot to add babas as well, they are my biggest threat, i remember two of the species who beyond logical comprehension had some mystical power in their hand.....picture this, your zoomin along the road, an this baba will start walking across, giving a flying F as to the conditions around him, an if God forbid you do honk him an through his telescopic glasses he does manage to recognize the massive object rocketing towards him, he just puts up his hand like a police officer signalling you to stop....ensuing process will test your abs (if installed), your tires (how good they can produce smoke under braking), your discs an pads ( how they fade) an most importantly your driving skills to counter the signature Micheal Jackson move an finally your luck to not have a taxi or wagon wallah sniffin breathing down yer neck who will undoubetely go "pai jan Rab di marzi si, shukar karo banday bach *** nay" I
ve sorta done a lil study an mature people in emergency situations tend to retreat to the safety of their point of origin in case of a situation whereas as the tiny morons inhabiting roads are more of the khair hai kat tu kat sarak tay par ho jayegi, gadi wajay na wajay, hoon wapas kaun jawe tay fair sarak lagaway....