Over here in South Florida, it'll be a cold day in hell before someone learns how to back out of a parking spot. I nearly got hit by a minivan a few days ago. Usually I pick the "good" spot in front of the store where you have to parallel park, but you're away from traffic.
Anyway, I pulled into the parking lot and the first thing to welcome me is the sight of a retarded soccer mom's Ford minivan backing out.
a) She didn't look back.
b) She backed out like Michael Knight.
c) She had tints on the rear window.
I stopped, hoping for her to pull back, but NO!!! The idiot did a "smart" move and decided to S-turn out of the parking space.