One Bengali Babu went to Cannought Place in New Delhi to purchase an umbrella. He had been told in Calcutta that one could bargain for better prices in Delhi also. Bengali Baboo: How much does this umbrella cost?
Shopkeeper: Rs. 200
Bengali Babu: Can I have it for Rs. 100?
Shopkeeper: Ok I'll give it to you for Rs.150.
Bangali Babu: Well can I have it for Rs. 75 then?
Shopkeeper: OK, take it for Rs. 100.
Bangali Babu: Can I have it for Rs. 50?
Ths shopkeeper is pretty angry now: Why don't you take it for free??!!
Bengali Babu: OK, can I have two of them?
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!'
'But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!'
'Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.'
'Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
'Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!'
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Ghanta Singh was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a telephone call. Ghanta had just bought another large beer and he didn't want anyone to drink it. So, he wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that said: 'I spit in my beer.'
When Ghanta Singh returned to the his bar stool there was another note beside his beer:
'I spit in your beer too!'
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Laloo Yadav was at a convention about the paranormal, ghosts, strange happenings and the people who had experienced them. After a while, the speaker asked the people in attendance, 'How many people have actually seen a ghost?'
Almost all the people in the room raised their hands.
A short time later, he asked, 'How many people here have actually communicated with a ghost?'
About a third of the room raised their hands to answer.
Then finally, the speaker asked, 'How many of you have made love to a ghost?'
This time, only Laloo raised his hand. The speaker was shocked and walked to up to Laloo and asked 'You have actually made love to a ghost?!'
Laloo replied, 'GHOST?!?! I thought you said GOAT!!'
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