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A teacher told his student answer my questions in english.
Teacher:What is you fathers name.
Student: Red Beautifull Underware.
Teacher: Excuse me..
Student: Red Beautifull underware.
Teacher: What is your fathers name.
Student: Red beautifull underware.
Teacher: I am asking your fathers name.I am not asking what are you wearing under you trousers.
Student: Red beautifull underware.
Teacher becomes angry and slaps the student and tell him to say his fathers name in english.
Student repeats the same Red beautifull underware...
Teacher becomes more curious why is he asnwering me like that.
Then teaher asks the student tell me you fathers name in hindi/urdu....
Student: Sir have told you red beatifull underware.Shri SUNDER LAL CHADDA.
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A sardar ji was asked why was he beaten up in public he said:
i was travelling in a bus and my photo fell on the floor and went under a ladies sari....
I asked that lady (APNI SARI UTHAO MUJHAY NEECHAY SAY PHOTO LAYNI HAI)
Thats it....
She started beating me...
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A man working abroad wrote a letter to his wife back home......
Sweet heart I am sending you 100 kisses instead of money this month......
Few days later wife writes a letter to hes husband.....
Janu aap ki 100 kisses millin.
Sabzi walay ko 9 day ker pooray mahinay ki sabzi lay li...
Doodh wala 15 main maan gya....
25 main bijli or telephone waloon ko manaya......
Makan malik rooz 1 kiss lay jata hai....
Chootu ke teacher ko 5 main manaya.
Magar fikr ki koi baat nai abhi meray pass bohat hain sara mahina aaram se gazray ga.
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Thankyou....
Max...