Once there was a boat sailing with people and among many others, there were 4 different men of 4 different nationalities. An accident occured and the boat hit a rock and the captain said that 3 men would have to give up their lives and jump in the deep sea to prevent all the others from dying.
First the Christian gets up and says "Heavenly father, forgive my sins" and jumps to his life.
Second, the Jew gets up and says "hallelujuah" and jumps to his death.
Third, the pakistani gets up, looks around for a minute and says "Allah hu akbar"....and
sees an indian and kicks him off the boat.