AIK SARDAR HOSPITAL MAIN RO RHA THA
2ND SARDAR : YAAR Q RO RAHAY HOOOOOOO
1ST SARDAR : BLOOD TEST KARWANA HAI UNGLI KATWANI PARAY GII..........
2ND RONAY LAGA OR BOLA : ABAY MENE TU URINE TEST KARWAYA HAI........
ek pathaan apni girlfrend k sath date pe jata hai aur us se kehta hai....
"janeman mein tum se kuch kehna chahta hoon but ghabraa raha hoon"
larki sharma k :"ghabrao nai bolo"
pathaan : " i love your brother"
This One Related to Wheels
lady 2 doctor : mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya hai
doctor : sorry i cant understand urdu,plz talk in english
lady : my londa gironda from hero honda
Frog: "sardar ka dimagh nahi hota"
Sardar: "Hota hai"
Frog: "nahi hota....nahi hota" (and jumps in water)
Sardar: "Lo is main khudkushi karnay wali kia baat thi"
"my londa gironda from hero honda"
haha AWESOME...keep them coming..i have to sms it to someone
All of them r oLd.....btw nice try...(Y)
A Sardar Ask his son.Beta Duniya mein sub say mushkil kaam kya hai?Son:- Helmat daal ker KISS kerna.....
[highlight]
BAAP BETE SE:
"TUMHE KAISI BIWI CHAHIYE?"
BETA:
"MUJHE CHAND JAISI BIWI CHAHIYE, JO RAAT KO AAYE AUR SUBHA CHALI JAYE".[/highlight]
[highlight]IN A SARDARS GARMENT STORE 1 DAY A CUSTOMER COMES IN & SAYS
" BHAISAAB! UNDERWEAR DIKHANA ZARA"
SARDAR - "OYE! SORRY YAAR -AAJ PEHNA NAHI.."[/highlight]
[highlight]Ek Chota Bacha Apni PREGNANT Mummy Ki Belly Par Haath Rakh Kar Bola:
MAMA Ye Kiya Hai?
Mother:
Ye Mera Pyara Sa BABY Hai
Bacha:
Agar Itna Hi Pyara Tha To Phir Kha Kiyoun Gayeen?[/highlight]
hahaha!!awesum!!all of them r (Y)(Y)
A reall joke
My GF is very happy today because she had this huge crush on a guy in her university and the guy has approached her and he is now trying to be friends with her. And she told me all this with quite some excitement.
Ahh well...time to dump her i guess.
@deel_eea real sad joke i guess
@wooderatorwell..yeah it is...actually i am not sure how i am feeling rite now. Part of me is sad, part of me is really jealous considering how excited and happy she is...part of me is really confused as how to react in this situation...and part of me is really annoyed (for reasons i better not tell)
@deel_eeHow many parts you are divided into? dont let her go or you will feel more craziness later.
@S55i know you are in love with some girl and have not been able to talk to her but trust me.. it sucks.I am not being able to take a decision rite now but if she is more happy somewhere else than whats the point in sticking with her....
by the way lets not spoil a joke thread.
@deel_eeYeah, sure lets spoil something else.
Aaj Fir
Yaado me etni gahrayi kyo hai
Muskurate huye cheharo pe tanhayi kyo hai
Is duniya ki bheed me kho gaye hai fir bhi
Socho mai aaj fir teri yaad aayi kyo hai.
I Miss You Dear !
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...Mechanic:, Exide ki daal doon ?Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi