FK, Bro! After having such a Broader Experience at Forums (perhaps more than the Age of some of our young members here) I still could not figure out 'a Happy Balance' between Slang and the one with Grammatically correct (Neither it was anything close to my Major ) . Ofcourse, English is also not my first language. It could also be something like 'You cannot please Everyone' and ofcourse we are not attempting(here) for a BA in English Literature...The only style I hate is 'Sarcastic Projections in Slang', something that seems childish & immature. So do not worry about it...
I will ofcourse, visit some places you are going to mention here. It's embarassing despite a 'first class citizen' (Desi) of AJK, I have very limited Acquaintance with it.
Looking Forward towards the remainder of this Travel Log..