[highlight]in exams 2 sardar brothers appeared....
one wrote father' name:
DILJEET SINGH
second wrote:
MANJEET SINGH
teacher:whats this??
they replied: sir,warna ap samajhte cheating ki he:P[/highlight]---------------------------------------
1 admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogya...
Admi parrot ko ghar legya.. Pinjre me rakha, khana dia..
parrot jag ke boLa"AAYiLA JAil?CAR KA DRIVER MAR GYA KIA??P