The incident reminds me of a true story.
A man on a bike jumps red light, traffic policeman stops him.
Police: signal torta hai, license nikal.
Man: Nahi hai.
Police: Oho, ab to aapka challan hoga, ID nikalain.
Man: Nahi hai.
Police: Bike ke papers nikalen,
Man: Nahi hai.
Police: Ab to aap ko thannay ana paray ga.
Man: Sir jee maaf ker dain aainda nahi hoga.
Police: Ghalti to kee hai laikin challan bharna parega. Mai bhar doonga aap mujhay paisay de den
Man: Paisay nahi hain..
The policeman searches the man's body and then after finding nothing says to him..
Police: Ja mere baap ja ghar ja khush rah.
Police: