Car Care and Detailing Dreams

[vague_one]

sir yeh saaainsee naheen siyasee guftugu hai, will fill in the details next time we meet, although I reckon you have a fair bit of idea what its all about

Sir have a very gooooood idea now that I got some clarifi from you yesterday!!! Lagay raho ustad!!! An yes the dodo session on your car is on bro.........pics bhi leni hai phir say........

But before all that I have to do a friends ride.....wichara sar hi gaya hai mujay keh keh kay....humaray aur aap kay, hum sub kay pyaray @ TILSIM .......who just flops here an there an keeps asking.........is it done yet, is it done yet.......man the guys a "ENERGY CONSERVATIONIST" hardly bothers to get up an work........I remember driving from my house in Iqbal Town to his place in Dharampura......to detail his engine an while I was doing it.....he just laid on the manji next to the ride an went about texting....from time to time just to make sure I wasnt asleep he had some random talks an thats about it........sudhar jaa mani sudhar jaa!

Oh, the steps for the epic procedure they did:

1.Cleaned the car. How? with some clothes they "dusted" the car like the maids do then dry wiped it with a dry cloth.

2. Some glassker (whatever its name is) polish was applied and swirl removal was done by their bionic arms and hands.

3.on our persistent "requests" to use a rotary to cure the swirls, they sent a guy to someplace to fetch a rotary buffer (whose parts when they turned it on, were flying here and there...) and WITHOUT applying anyyything at all, they picked a place on the hood and did their magic, the magic was that they used the rotary on a dry bonnet, with a wool pad, without any product of any sort, holding the rotary at an angle, at 1-2k-ish rpm, and VIOLA!!!....nothing happened! magical isnt it? After 2 minutes of this mesmerizing magic they ditched the rotary and told us, "see it is useless. jo kaam haath se ho sakta hai woh machine kia karay gi" and went on their work with their bionic arms.

4. Took out two teenie weenie bottles out of a plastic shopping bag, both packaged together. One presumably had a "pre-treatment" and the other the "Sealant"

5."Pre-treated" the car....let it stand for like 15 mins

6."sealed" the magical shield in.

7. took the money.

8.gone with the wind.

Thats all about it

Howwazzat?

I guess this is the point where the Umpire raises his Index Finger an the critics have to walk back to the pavilion...the stuff legends are made of bro......this is star wars stuff.....!!!

[vague_one]

Mr. Detailer's(vague_one) ride...

pic taken from a crappy 2MP cell camera in v low light

oe camera man ko bhul gayy***???? jis na 2mp ko feel nhe hona dai ?

Tussi dowain lar loo pelan....mai wi wich rola paa dena waan, GADI KERI SI??? MERI......CAMERA KERA SI???? MERA.....TUSI WICH MAMMAY LAGDAY OOO???

[vague_one]

Straight from the Dodo’s mouth:
Orange oil is one of nature's best solvents, degreasers and orange-smelling-type things. In fact, it's too good not to be in a wax of its own, so we invented Dodo Juice Orange Crush, which contains orange oil along with carnauba and beeswax, to create a soft wax for warm coloured cars. Why the name? Well, there's a great REM song about Agent Orange. And everyone loves a carcinogenic defoliant. Don't they?
Please remember that Orange Crush works on all warm colours, not just orange. It also smells quite nice and orangey as you would expect. And comes in an orange jar.

[vague_one]

Straight from the Dodo’s mouth:
Ever been to the Brazilian rainforests? Where monkeys eat ripe bananas in the trees and wrestle with big snakes? Where natives rub coconut oil into their pagan breasts and sacrifice wild hamsters to their gods? Well, as you can tell, neither have we.
But we know what a rainforest should be like. Firstly, it should be packed with Carnauba palms, because carnauba wax keeps dirt, sun and rain away from your car's paintwork - and looks darn shiny to boot. Then we'd hope to see some candelilla wax magically appear. But that's from Mexico, so it's unlikely.
Then we'd harvest all the wax, add some of the Colonel's special oils to make it spread like margarine on a hot day, and stand back to admire our work. The resulting car wax would be called Rainforest Rub and there'd be a public holiday around the world to celebrate, called Dodo Day. Probably.

[vague_one]

lets see what happens, i chose g13b because it is around 40
% more powerful and has the same weight so the car's balance wont be affected, but the car is a daily runner so fuel economy is also one reason for the swap. bro has put a condition that if the price of the new engine is around 30k plus the old engine he might consider it:) regarding the whole respray i had the same thought last night

Ooay akal ko hath mar....kyuh ghar say nikalna hai??? Parhai kar.....in kamoh mai abhi na dal, ghar walay rust utarwaa rahay hain aur tum engine kay khawab dekhna shuru hogay hoo....you want work to stop an them to sell the car??

[accord7362]

Woooo mouth watering stuff laganay say ziada khanay kaa dil cha raha hayy , joke apart Usman Bahi chaa gayee hooo , top of the range shot many congratzzz.

& JazakAllaha for the Care and affection towards me , really touched & obliged I am landing INSHALLAHA on 26th

Straight from the Dodo’s mouth:
Orange oil is one of nature's best solvents, degreasers and orange-smelling-type things. In fact, it's too good not to be in a wax of its own, so we invented Dodo Juice Orange Crush, which contains orange oil along with carnauba and beeswax, to create a soft wax for warm coloured cars. Why the name? Well, there's a great REM song about Agent Orange. And everyone loves a carcinogenic defoliant. Don't they?
Please remember that Orange Crush works on all warm colours, not just orange. It also smells quite nice and orangey as you would expect. And comes in an orange jar.

Straight from the Dodo’s mouth:
Ever been to the Brazilian rainforests? Where monkeys eat ripe bananas in the trees and wrestle with big snakes? Where natives rub coconut oil into their pagan breasts and sacrifice wild hamsters to their gods? Well, as you can tell, neither have we.
But we know what a rainforest should be like. Firstly, it should be packed with Carnauba palms, because carnauba wax keeps dirt, sun and rain away from your car's paintwork - and looks darn shiny to boot. Then we'd hope to see some candelilla wax magically appear. But that's from Mexico, so it's unlikely.
Then we'd harvest all the wax, add some of the Colonel's special oils to make it spread like margarine on a hot day, and stand back to admire our work. The resulting car wax would be called Rainforest Rub and there'd be a public holiday around the world to celebrate, called Dodo Day. Probably.

[tilsim]

But before all that I have to do a friends ride.....wichara sar hi gaya hai mujay keh keh kay....humaray aur aap kay, hum sub kay pyaray @ TILSIM .......who just flops here an there an keeps asking.........is it done yet, is it done yet.......man the guys a "ENERGY CONSERVATIONIST" hardly bothers to get up an work........I remember driving from my house in Iqbal Town to his place in Dharampura......to detail his engine an while I was doing it.....he just laid on the manji next to the ride an went about texting....from time to time just to make sure I wasnt asleep he had some random talks an thats about it........sudhar jaa mani sudhar jaa!

Sir masha Allah i've just noticed, you've grown quite a tongue.. :-p banday da puttar ban, bohtti bak bak na ker.. drag your black a$$ down to my place this saturday morning and detail my car.. before i grab my self a nail start walking towards you car.... :-p

[khurum]

@ dr shagggy i got it mai apna kam na bhool jao so i just read it once hahahha yah machine bhe kia kam karyage jo mazdoooor ka hath karyga hahah yahhh hath hath mjhy dayday dhakooooor 1 dr ko jiski gare ka r....e kia un mazdoro nay hahahaha
so funnyh hahaha
@ vague g exactly my point it was very easyyy to compound it n get rid of that situation but sealAnt nahi kharab karna tha 1 st trying claybar but then that wax wala scene tek hogaya u knw i feel so good when i goto standard chartered defence branch most of the branch cars parked out lukinnng shinny n clean n the vip treatment i got branch manager say layk desk tak hahaha i feel proud so isliay itne mahnata ki yah branch manager ki the ,g bhai sure u will get it very soon il be posting more pics of grit guard
@ accord g mjhy lag rahahay ap bhe koi dodo shodo layk ayngy wapsiiiii mayyyy

[accord7362]

@ accord g mjhy lag rahahay ap bhe koi dodo shodo layk ayngy wapsiiiii mayyyy

ha ha Khurum bahi , not easy to catch you guys MAshallAha you are doing great job & spreading awareness , I am not posting much as busy in job, but I am sure my ""like buttton pressing"" is not going un-seen

One of colleague from Brazil just arrived on duty , they even pronounce Carnauba differently :o, he promise me and hopefully next time he will bring the original Brazilian carnauba wax found in the outskirts of rain forest villages, no name,no tracking on internet & no advertising, you need to be there to get it, the added oil & ingredients are unknown...
So finger crossed hopefully next trip some thing come up

[haroon47]

mani...im i invited to see the detailing work....???????

Sir masha Allah i've just noticed, you've grown quite a tongue.. :-p banday da puttar ban, bohtti bak bak na ker.. drag your black a$$ down to my place this saturday morning and detail my car.. before i grab my self a nail start walking towards you car.... :-p

[Bad_Cheetah]

@ Shahid Bhai, haha u remember the frown he had on his face when we were continuously asking him to get the damn rotary, priceless

@ Amir Bhai, Hala lala, a raha hei phir mera gift, im haaapppp-eeeeeeeiiyyyyyy hahaha! Hope to see you soon Amir Bhai

@ Safdar: Chal yaar whatever it is, i hope you get what you want inshALLAh, my car would finally touch 20,000 km tomorrow, then after another 3000km ill come to Wapda Town for an oil change, would meet you and check out your red.

@ Usman Bhai, bara dodo mahool on kiya huwa hei, khair ei?

[khurum]

@amir bhai best of luck with your work n thanx bro for ur appreciation n your kind words that will be the purest caranubaaaa ever any 1 got on this thread try getting that
@ bad g did they people do that job at shagggy or your place or do they got a proper workshopppp

[khurum]

Dodo Juice Purple Haze PRO, the super-charged version of Dodo's original soft wax for dark vehicles. Purple Haze PRO has even more carnauba wax and the same sealant ingredient found in Dodo Juice Red Mist. The result is a deep, glossy wax that lasts 3-4 months on average.Dark paint demands special care. Ask any detailer! Black, blue, and other dark paints have the greatest potential for depth and gloss. Dodo Juice Purple Haze Soft Wax is designed to help your dark vehicle reach its full potential.Dodo Juice Purple Haze PRO Soft Wax’s primary ingredient is carnauba wax, the world’s best protective natural wax. Only No. 1 grade Brazilian carnauba makes the cut for Dodo Juice waxes.

[accord7362]

@Khurum ,Merc & dodo now thats F***en invisible kinda combination
reflection, reflection & reflection , :o I'm out, will not gona play :-#

[mysantro95]

here are a few pics of my car
Products used
formula one scratch out rs 350
formula one carnuba wax rs 350
son of a gun for interior rs 330

[vague_one]

ha ha Khurum bahi , not easy to catch you guys MAshallAha you are doing great job & spreading awareness , I am not posting much as busy in job, but I am sure my ""like buttton pressing"" is not going un-seen

One of colleague from Brazil just arrived on duty , they even pronounce Carnauba differently :o, he promise me and hopefully next time he will bring the original Brazilian carnauba wax found in the outskirts of rain forest villages, no name,no tracking on internet & no advertising, you need to be there to get it, the added oil & ingredients are unknown...
So finger crossed hopefully next trip some thing come up

Pai yan meri bhi aik dabbi please!!!!!!

@ Shahid Bhai, haha u remember the frown he had on his face when we were contineously asking him to get the damn rotary, priceless

@ Amir Bhai, Hala lala, a raha hei phir mera gift, im haaapppp-eeeeeeeiiyyyyyy hahaha! Hope to see you soon Amir Bhai

@ Safdar: Chal yaar whatever it is, i hope you get what you want inshALLAh, my car would finally touch 20,000 km tomorrow, then after another 3000km ill come to Wapda Town for an oil change, would meet you and check out your red.

@ Usman Bhai, bara dodo mahool on kiya huwa hei, khair ei?

Sir abhi to aaap December ka wait karain.....phir dekhain kiya scene on hota hai..............Dodo, swissol,autoglym, poor boy, pinnacle......you name it bhai will have it.......

Dodo Juice Purple Haze PRO, the super-charged version of Dodo's original soft wax for dark vehicles. Purple Haze PRO has even more carnauba wax and the same sealant ingredient found in Dodo Juice Red Mist. The result is a deep, glossy wax that lasts 3-4 months on average.Dark paint demands special care. Ask any detailer! Black, blue, and other dark paints have the greatest potential for depth and gloss. Dodo Juice Purple Haze Soft Wax is designed to help your dark vehicle reach its full potential.Dodo Juice Purple Haze PRO Soft Wax’s primary ingredient is carnauba wax, the world’s best protective natural wax. Only No. 1 grade Brazilian carnauba makes the cut for Dodo Juice waxes.

Kiyaaaa baat haaaai ! Aaap bhi dodo par utar hi aye hain......sir.....purple haze pro......another mixture, first supernatural hybrid an now this....dodo as taking the game outa da ballpark!! It`s on my to arrive list..... December mai bhai review karayga is ka....

[Bad_Cheetah]

@ Khurum Bhai, No we went to a workshop for to car to be detailed.

@ Usman Bhai, acha ge tou yeh baat hei, sahi hei sahi hei

@MySantro, Allaaaa results, was it a hand application bro?

[vague_one]

Woooo mouth watering stuff laganay say ziada khanay kaa dil cha raha hayy , joke apart Usman Bahi chaa gayee hooo , top of the range shot many congratzzz.

& JazakAllaha for the Care and affection towards me , really touched & obliged I am landing INSHALLAHA on 26th

Before you land well give yer ride a wash an wax.....InshaAllah....mera bhi dil khanay ka kar raha tha.....lekin suna hai they dont gel well with yer tidd!!

Sir masha Allah i've just noticed, you've grown quite a tongue.. :-p banday da puttar ban, bohtti bak bak na ker.. drag your black a$$ down to my place this saturday morning and detail my car.. before i grab my self a nail start walking towards you car.... :-p

Sure thing mate.........InshAllah will do!!!

[vague_one]

Junaid an Shazo an yours truly teamed up today for an friends engine bay detail.....pics will be coming by soon..keep watching!!!!

[vague_one]

gave pre-soak treatment to a corolla today.....these are the pics of before the application.....