Bad luck is what happened bro...had two major activities on the agenda on this trip and both kay saath hand ho gaya...do numbery karnee kee koshish thee in the r8 activity and it didn't work.
The law here is that on a tourist visa you can drive on an international license but if you have a residency then you can only drive on a local driver's license. Unfortunately I fall in the latter class and due to extensive traveling since I got my residency 1.5 years ago I have not yet been able to stay in UAE for more than 3-4 weeks at a time (you need a window of minimum 6-8 weeks to have a good shot at getting a license here)...
I have driven the RS4 on the track before, once just before the residency and once after it by casually using my International license and not showing that I am a resident here. Tried to do the samething this trip...but just my freaky luck that the RTA (UAE road transit authority) people were doing a safety review on the same day. The Auto Drome people refused to accept my international license for the R8 as it was from a RHD country...I got furious, did a lot of argument and told them that I have done the RS4 twice with the same license and that I have driven a lot of LHD driving here in Dubai and the states...but they used the most common and the most lamest excuse used here in Dubai..."sorry sir policy change'.... yeah right...they accepted my booking a day before on the same license and overnight the damn policy changed!!! I guess it was because of the RTA presence that they wouldn't allow it. They agreed on the TT but I was not interested in that.
Eventually they did agree but since RTA was there, everything had to be done by the book, they wanted a copy of my passport along with the license...Now even if I was carrying it...I couldn't give it to them because then they would have found out that I am resident and not a tourist...so that is when I gave up and made a furious walkout...
The kids tried to console me by offering me a race opportunity with them at the outdoor kartdrome but a kart when you are in the mood to thrash an R8 on the track!!! is like being sent to the carousal after not being allowed to sit on the damn rollar coaster.
The other hand was that wifey was lined up for sky diving but for god damn 5 days it was too too windy here...so no skydiving sorties were being done.
So with excess of 3000 AED in our budget...we did the only sane thing we could do...we went and bought the new Ipad2. 
But to put salt on our wounds...yesterday, the wind had become gentle...and while walking on JBR walk, we saw the sky diving plane take off quite a few times with dozens and dozens of sky divers jumping off it every half hour...enjoying the skies and the breathtaking view of the Palm...sigh 
chalo till the next trip...
P.S. V1 I was thinking of offering the Auto Drome people a free jiggly belly dance, but I had a feeling that they still wouldn't let me drive.