Few years back we used to live in a area which had pretty bad reputation in terms of street crimes. Sometimes i had to park my car outside so my cousin suggested me to lock the steering joint manually with a lock. One day around 11:00 pm i had to go somewhere so i went towards my car opened the door sat on seat and started to unlock that lock but my hands won't reach and i couldn't see anything due to darkness, i stepped outside laid on the floor mat and started to figure out to unlock that lock with my phone's torch opened, (after a minute) suddenly somebody grabbed my neck and and pulled me back and folded my arm and started to twist it, and i was shouting " Please mujhey chordo mujhey janey do, koi bachaoo" (I thought i'm being kidnapped) to what my surprised saw a guy coming towards me from frontand he was a police man, "What the hell was hapenning, i thought someone was kidnapping me and now he is here to save me". The guy holding my neck and arm unfolded my arm when i looked back he was also a policeman too and a police mobile was standing beside my car,
Me: "kyaa ker rahey hain bhai mujhey chorein"
Policeman 1: "Ye kyaa ker raha thaa, kafi din se complain arahi thi aj pakar liyaa"
Me: "Apko koi ghalat fehmi huwi hai bhai"
Policeman 1: "Adhi raat ko gari chupke khool raha thaa, wo to pakar liyaa ab dramay ker raha hai"
Me: "Arrey bhai meri apni gari hai (handed over keys to him), ap check karein mein to talaa khol raha thaa beth ker ap check karlein taley ki chabbi bhi hai ismein. (Pointing towards my home) wo raha mera ghar aur mein gari yahin park kerta hun aap puch lein kisi se bhi"
Policeman 2: (Took a round inspected each and every bit, started the car with my keys) "Bhai aap log khud he aesi harkatein kerte hain hum kyaa karein ab, phir hamein bolte hain chor nae pakartey !!"
Me: (Shivering, not knowing what to say) "Shukriya apka ab aap jayein"
Policeman 2: "Ab kuch kharcha pani he karwa dein, dekhein hum apka kitna khayal karte hain"
Gave them some amount don't even remember how much, and they left.
(This all was a 5 minutes scene, but it took me couple of hours figuring it out what had happened with me and what if they were someone else and would have done something)
Khair it was most ajeeb incident happened with me to date and embarrassing as well, to whom ever i tell it burst into laughter and says " To uss bicharey police waley ne sae he kiyaa".