Embarrasing moments

[RetardedBuddy]

This just happened with me today

I'm here in hostel and woke up for sehri, at 4. Later i couldn't sleep and was up till 8 so later i went to my classes and managed for 2 hours. But at 10 i finally succumbed to sleep. I was woken up by an irate teacher at 1030 and immediately was sent out of class. And worst of all the walk to the hostel caused me to loose all my sleep and haven't slept till now.
I seems that tomorrow i will over sleep and miss another class

[kamii]

i cant think of any such moment

[helliceo]

nice old post.....

[CrashD]

hmmmm its been really borring here no new embarissing moments makes me feel iam i the only one whos been through!
oh well here it goes a while back hash4u knows the story!!!
couple of yrs back was with my best budies and on jhoom brabr jhoom night in islamabad so we went to a sisha place in HolidayINN islamabad had a bit of jhoom brabar jhoom while waking back to the car in a jhoom wasnt driving had a driver for this so iam responisble to note out!!!! noticed a not bad looking girl following us just when we were about to get in my driver notice so was she didnt get where she got tht idea from she was with us!!!!!!? my driver said whr u off 2 and she realised her mistake and off she went!!! but we on the other hand noticed a few girls all dressed up siting on the pavement next to a bus not noticing at this point thinking they could be from a marriage party and not the other party!!!! when our hilux got just near to them one of my twat friends say out loud!!!! CHALSI oye!!! and as the hilux in low speed passed the bus saw a bunch of guys on the other side staring at us the driver being more of my friend then a driver for us knew our ways in jhoom gunned the car!!! was lucky escape!!! was well embarrased as my dad drove the hilux alot!!!lol

[CrashD]

2nd story to get u all abit amused with my adventures this involves the culprit as usual teh jhoom brabar jhoom formula was a while back well not tht much! while back to disguise jhoom nestle pure life is used! or a pepsi manga more and more was with a friend car broke down flat tire!!! and no spare tire!! damm so gotit eventuly to the F10 tire shop in summers had it fixed on the way back asked a police patrol for a lift they gave it happily love em allwayz nice!! and ready to help like hell! was hot asked a police walla u thristy have some nestle pure life he polietley said no thank you I have my own mate u never knew wht u missed!!!! my friend on the other hand couldnt stop giving me glares other wise me and him would have needed some puntures repairs also!!!

[CrashD]

alright last of all for 2day hmmm back in 96 i had a real beast car was a rolla yes i admit i had one was a se-saloon with maroon interior which had its engine changed to a GT engine which i blew dont ask how! after which it had a 1.3 engine with gas thts how bad i messed it up! i only drove it till it had a GT engine anyway thts not the story I crashed this car was driving with tints on music blarring checking a chick out and saw the green light drove through then bang!!!! a twat in LC hit my wheels he went through red lights and was lucky he took away my whole front end bumper lights, grill naga the car infront and top of it all didnt stop!!! thts not all i drove the car to my dads mechanic as he knew me since i was a kid and said will ask my dad to check it out as was studing and was not gona pay for tht even though i worked for my dad part time! told my dad i crashed he say its ok u alright yup iam fine came home told mum the cars is gone and iam off to the village for a while he is gona kill me as this was the 3rd time some1 crashed the same car in the same junction in 3 weeks in a row wasnt me the first 2 times! and this time its rip! mum thought he is fine whts teh worse can happen! grandad said to my dad omar crashed the car and he is upset so dont say anything to him it was his wheels and he is not happy my dad said its fine infact my whole family said the same my dad said to all its fine!! wasnt fine was it!!! in morning dad gets up i run of to village and i hatted my village my dad never picked up the sign as i knew wht was gona happen!! now imagine this my dad is on the phone my driver is driving it down the G7 market where u fix the cars well thts where my go!! and he see this white 89 corolla and says damm did some1 crash tht car badly laughingly!! and my friend azmat the driver says aahh sab yeh toua apni lag rahi hai!!!!! all i could hear on the mobile was !"£%^*($£$£@:|$^%^%$ gona kill u!!!! come back home oh no i didnt till he cooled down and came to pick me up next day!! and said ur lucky u could have hurt ur self!!ahhhh my grandmum ALLAH janat nasseb kara saved me!!! but i did pay for it worked for free for my dad for a year he paid not much!!!

[CrashD]

hmmm no relies tried to lighten the mood here oh well!!!

[fawi]

[hash4u]

someone i know came out of a party high. his friends could see his condition and asked him repeatedly will u b able to drive back home? he confidently said yes i can even fly a plane. so he walks to his cars unlocks it and instead of sitting on the driving seat sits in the rear seat.
the wise guy figures out the steering wheel isnt there, something is wrong, comes out of the car sits in the front now.
manages to start the car......
and instead of headlights swithces on the vipers at full speed

LoL

finally someone else was kind enough to drop that idiot back home

[ToofaneBatameezi]

^lol

[murtaza_murti]

Lol @hash4u

[CrashD]

a dude was well jhoomed in manchester asked me where the toilets pointed in the direction he went in came out well embarresed as he had gone in the hurry in women looo!!

a friend of mine called me early on sunday morning and a few others in a histrical state come quick! so came up pulled on his drive seeing his merc parked in a lawn infront of his house 1st though wht kind of idito would park his car in his lawn then suround in woth flower pots!
when the garden hasent even been made yet! it was all mud basically and he parked it there in jhoom barabr sate and feelin it will be secure he surounded it with his mums flower pots in front of his house it rained tht night and the car sunk in the mud took 2 4x4 a hilux and 89 LC to pull the heavy thing out as he had a huge lawn with his mum watching us agrily on top the wall had been just painted and was still raining the LC guy decided to decorate it with a bit of mud style splashes! he had alot of expaning ot do!!!

[badboykool]

this goes back to 2002 i was abt 16 n was the first day of my first bike(yamaha rx 115) n funniest part of all is it was my first day riding a bike so i was still learning me n my friends made a plan to head of for Quiad-e-Azam airport one was my rx other was a (kawasaki z 440) n a (cd 70) so we headed for airport stopped der for a whilen turned back for home it was almost 3 in the night n i was just beginin to get a hold of a bike n i strtd aaccelerating it a bit n we reached guru mandir n suddenly we see a person sitting absulutely naked on a cd 70 (chua tanki) we started going wid him n while driving we asked him y was he doin this so he repluied he had betted wid some one for 5000 rs dat he will ride the bike for 2 hours naked so he was doin it n talkin talkin we reached to da main quiad e azam round a bout n seen a rangers pick up standin on de other side of da road n we left dat guy alone n accelerated off never b4 or yet have i seen any thing as strange as this

[hash4u]

^^ LoL chasing a naked guy on bike

well a new one. my cousin in canada was waiting on a red signal in his Lincon LS. a lady bumped his car from the rear and the car was pretty much totalled. My cousin was luckily not hurt. first thing he did was call his elder brother.

He told him he had an accident in such and such a way. his brother listened patiently and responded

"Lexus, Lexus lain gai is dafa"

My cousin who had the accident, was like

" %$^^5^$%^$^%$^$ u r supposed to ask how am i doing first"

His bro was

[cvanesk]

well
this happened at my uni bus stand,we were gng to some other uni for a get together and we were on bikes standind n waitin for otherz...suddenly my friend told he has lost ther passes n asked me to bring it back...i happily accepted but to my surprise wt was gna happen...i started the bike n turned in style accelerating but instead turning got oput of control and banged into uni bus.....alot of friends were ther and now when thy see me riding thy say

]oo is k pichhay na bethna khari bus main maar deta hy

[440]

@cvanek
hahahahahah khari bus mein marta hai hahahaha LOLMAO

[cvanesk]

@440 yeh i know how it feels...lolzzzzzzzzzz

[rusty_racer94]

Mine happened when i was 6.........

We went to Pakistan

And i was on the roof

I saw a half piece of brick and dicided to throw it down

when i threw it down........

I heard someone saying $%££$%^$£%^$&%£&£&%

When I looked down it was a Bald man with his head bleeding

[khanji_143]

many years back ... when the concept of CYBER CAFE was new n was rising like hell.......me and my friend used to spent lot of time
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anyways....one day we were sitiing in cafe and a man came ,. full time saans chari huwi and he was like haan haan haan. bhai jana ....... n he asked the Cafe Person "tumne mera beta dekha hai .. aadhe ghante se ghum ho gaya hai?" and all of a sudden my friend replied " Google per search maar lo"
then us uncle ne meri friend ki tight wali kut lagyee it was most wonderfull moment for me and after that maine usse LASSI bhi pi because ho told me kisi ko bata nahi

[cvanesk]

^^lolz @cyber cafe...