now dats something we call super-natural jokes....
it wz around 97-98 summers when i went to gujrat in summer vacationz to visit ma cousin.... as it was hot so almost mid nyte we all cousins decided to go on the roof n sleep there, none amongst the elders knew that...... once we were on the roof we suddenly heard the watchman whistling his irritating whistle, ma cousin said "zaleel insaan, itni pur sukoon raat hay aue yeh sitian maree ja raha hay, dil kar raha hay iss k sir mai pathar maroon", and thr we go, an idea just struck ma mind, we collected mud balls present in all the flower pots and started thrwng them one by one on the watchman but intending that none of em shoud hit him as he shudnt be injured, we just wanted to scare the shit out of him so that he shud run away.... and THEN, it became our habitt to do such till one whole week for which i stayed thr..... luckily none amongst the elderz got to knw as we used to come on the roof aftr evry one slept...........
it was almost 3 dayz since i had been back to izloo wen once ma cousin called , laughing his *%$ off, saying that "GHAR MAI AMMI QURAN KHWANI KARWA RAHI HAIN" , i said "Y", the reply was, "CHOWKIDAAR MAHINAY K PAISAY LAYNAY AYAY TOH AMMI KO KAH K GAYA HAY K APP K GHAR PAH SAYA HAY KION K ROZ RAAT KO APP KI CHAT SAY MUJHAY KOI PATHAR MARTA HAY SO AMMI KHATAM DILWA RAHI HAIN UN BHOTOON KO BHAGANAY K LIYAY".... lolx, ma innocent khala didnt knew k aik bhoot unn k saath baytha khatam k hee chawal khaa raha hay aur dosra bhoot islamabad baytha hua hay 