Hash, dude you're life looks chock-a-block with embarrasments.
Here's mine.
I was on my way back from Abbottabad after droping my Mother at my Grandparents. On the way there, i had to take it Uber-smooth because my mum gets rather panicked at the slightest of speeds. So I was aching to put the car (GTxx) through its paces on the way back. As soon as i cleared the city and got to the winding strecth i floored it as much as my tyres could put up with. Things went fairly smooth till i approached this Corolla 86 driven by a lady with another younger woman riding shotgun. She was keeping a fair pace, but i had other things on mind so the moment i closed in I started tailgaiting her for the opportunity to pass. You know how it is when you tailgate someone and they get annoyed cause all you see is arched eyebrows in their rear views looking at you. Anyways, I get an opportunity and as soon as I get out pass her she nudges me ever so slightly, like trying to put a scare into me. Fucking worked cuz i tried to correct with the engine boosting hard in second and all i got was massive understeer. I panikced and let off the throttle, the Yokos instantly bit in and the car swerved back towards the Corolla and this time, the woman over corrects, to the point she gets off the road. Keep in mind we're both upwards of 80kph during this performance. I looked in the rear view cursed and floored it, thinking good riddance. A couple of miles down the road i slowed down, i see her approaching me extermely fast and she pulls up to my bumper and just puts her hand on the horn and FORGETS IT. So i'm like bring it on woman, and gun it again, downshift to second, the engine bounces off rev limiter twice and I put in a fair distance between us but i have to slow down behind some slow moving traffic and she pulls right up and the same performance. This woman is out to embarass me. People in open pickups staring at a woman flashing and honking at a guy in charade (they don't know its a GT right). There's this particular stretch when i have to follow a Hilux with people in the back for a good while and all this while she's on the horn.
To cut a long story short, she mimics my everymove cuz the GT's just not getting enough galloping space among the traffic and my repeated full bore attempts to elude her are just heating up my brakes and the engine. She keep this up till Wah and when i finally pull up at the light to have a word with her, she just rolls down her window and goes "FUCKING ARSEHOLE", flips me he bird and drives off. And i look to my left and there's this family in a car next to me Laughing out loud. They were coming to pindi and everytime they over took me, or i over took them they'd be pointing and laughing.
I still blush to this day when i remember the humiliation i suffered that day!! Sari efficency mitee mein mill gaee!
