Embarrasing moments

[usmanuetian]

Happened last Sunday while watching the drama "rishtay kuch adhooray say" on Hum tv.
Now the little background of drama: the girl getting to be in nikkah is not available at home due to her audition for a singing contest, while all guests are at home, the mother heavily scared by girl's father puts dupatta on her younger daughter who sits in nikkah and signs on nikkah paper in place of her elder sister (no body in family knows this, except mother....lol @ typical drama :S)
khair, when elder sister tells this to her father that "uss din mera nikkah nae hoa tha...."
father (mahmood from bulbulay drama) in anger goes into room, and the sound comes.....THAAAAaaa... (while girl and her mother on screen) and episode ended....
at that moment all family members said "Ooo :o uss ny apnay aap ko goli maar li...:("
instantaneously I said "nae nae, may btata hun"....and every one started looking at me ....
then I said "agli episode may pata chaly ga k bahir say 125 guzri thi ar ye uska pataka tha" ............and I laughed hard :):):)......
and guess what.....
no body even smiled :-#...and turned their faces towards tv again.....
ar may "apna saa muu lay k reh gya...."

[Marwanpasha]

Happened last Sunday while watching the drama "rishtay kuch adhooray say" on Hum tv.
Now the little background of drama: the girl getting to be in nikkah is not available at home due to her audition for a singing contest, while all guests are at home, the mother heavily scared by girl's father puts dupatta on her younger daughter who sits in nikkah and signs on nikkah paper in place of her elder sister (no body in family knows this, except mother....lol @ typical drama :S)
khair, when elder sister tells this to her father that "uss din mera nikkah nae hoa tha...."
father (mahmood from bulbulay drama) in anger goes into room, and the sound comes.....THAAAAaaa... (while girl and her mother on screen) and episode ended....
at that moment all family members said "Ooo :o uss ny apnay aap ko goli maar li...:("
instantaneously I said "nae nae, may btata hun"....and every one started looking at me ....
then I said "agli episode may pata chaly ga k bahir say 125 guzri thi ar ye uska pataka tha" ............and I laughed hard :):):)......
and guess what.....
no body even smiled :-#...and turned their faces towards tv again.....
ar may "apna saa muu lay k reh gya...."

Lolx...!!

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[fawadakbarkhan]

Happened last Sunday while watching the drama "rishtay kuch adhooray say" on Hum tv.
Now the little background of drama: the girl getting to be in nikkah is not available at home due to her audition for a singing contest, while all guests are at home, the mother heavily scared by girl's father puts dupatta on her younger daughter who sits in nikkah and signs on nikkah paper in place of her elder sister (no body in family knows this, except mother....lol @ typical drama :S)
khair, when elder sister tells this to her father that "uss din mera nikkah nae hoa tha...."
father (mahmood from bulbulay drama) in anger goes into room, and the sound comes.....THAAAAaaa... (while girl and her mother on screen) and episode ended....
at that moment all family members said "Ooo :o uss ny apnay aap ko goli maar li...:("
instantaneously I said "nae nae, may btata hun"....and every one started looking at me ....
then I said "agli episode may pata chaly ga k bahir say 125 guzri thi ar ye uska pataka tha" ............and I laughed hard :):):)......
and guess what.....
no body even smiled :-#...and turned their faces towards tv again.....
ar may "apna saa muu lay k reh gya...."

Whats more embarrassing about you is that aap aurton walay dramay dekhtay hain

[ShAgY102]

haha I posted earlier that I broke a chair but what happened a uncle of 70kg max broke another His face lol

[adils]

Rising of the dead

This was told to me by one of the rental cab drivers that I was travelling with from Abbottabad towards Peshawar, happened with one of his friends,

It was winters, late eve, the guy (friend of the driver) was standing on the main road heading from Abbottabad towards GT road, waiting for public transport. He saw a Suzuki Carry Van (with a covering at the rear) coming in his direction. The guy waved at the carry van to stop so as to pick him up as well (many carry vans commute on the route). As the carry van passed him, it seemed slowing down primarily owing to a speed breaker and rough road; the guy however thought the driver slowing the van so he could run and get on the vehicle. This is exactly what he did, and he boarded the van at the back. After going over the breaker and bad patch, the pickup van gained back its speed. To the guys utmost surprise and shock, there were no other passengers at the back; it was just a charpaii (bed) with somebody lying in it, covered with a white sheet. The man first thought it was an ailing person being taken to the hospital, however his curiosity tempted him to check the guy up, only to find it was a deceased person. He had shivers up his spine and obviously frightened, moved back to rear opening and banged the outer side of the van to stop the vehicle as he wanted to get off. To his dismay, despite of doing so a couple of times, the van didnt stop; instead the driver started driving faster. This guy could not resist any more, absolutely scared, he rushed to the inner side so as to knock and hysterically bang the driver cabin and started shouting to stop. And you know what, the van abruptly screeched and stopped at the road side. This guy jumped out of the rear only to find the driver door opened, and the driver shouting and running away from the vehicle, visibly scared to ****.

Apparently what happened, that the driver never knew that somebody jumped in and boarded the van while he slowed down. The banging on the rear side and then on the driver cabin with only a dead body at the back ... phew would have surely given him shivers ....

And when my driver was telling me this, OMG I was laughing like anything ..

[faiz.aslam.121]

Lol, that made my day :P^^

[fawadakbarkhan]

last week me and my colleague hired a taxi to go from our apartment to airport. It was early morning and i was still a lil sleepy and was in no mood to do chit chat. The taxi wala- a Kenyan national - was more chirpy and chatterbox. He started with:
"are you two from India, sir"
"Pakistan"
"oh Pakistan.... a friend of mine was from Pakistan. He visited Pakistan and was killed unfortunately in terror attack"
now we were not in mood to talk with him but had to say:
"oh thats sad"

"yea man...he was a very good person. He went to Pakistan to attend someone's else funeral...but u see he became a funeral himself"
...
"thats sad".
.....
"So how many areas in Pakistan are affected from this terrorist turmoil...or all of country is having this problem ? "

"only selected parts" ..... we were bored, but it was rude not to reply.

He continued:
"life must be very very tough over there... no?"
....
I lost my patience and said:
"did you check news on TV last night??...do you know that there is a bloody shooting going on in a busy market-place back in your country's capital in Nairobi"

"no brother i didnt check TV or news for a few days...is it two people shooting at each other or something ??"

"NO...its not a fight between two people....its a group of armed gunmen randomly firing at innocent people in a shopping mall... u must call back home and inquire if all your friends and family are alright"
......
SILENCE followed

[Vajih102]

Rising of the dead

This was told to me by one of the rental cab drivers that I was travelling with from Abbottabad towards Peshawar, happened with one of his friends,

It was winters, late eve, the guy (friend of the driver) was standing on the main road heading from Abbottabad towards GT road, waiting for public transport. He saw a Suzuki Carry Van (with a covering at the rear) coming in his direction. The guy waved at the carry van to stop so as to pick him up as well (many carry vans commute on the route). As the carry van passed him, it seemed slowing down primarily owing to a speed breaker and rough road; the guy however thought the driver slowing the van so he could run and get on the vehicle. This is exactly what he did, and he boarded the van at the back. After going over the breaker and bad patch, the pickup van gained back its speed. To the guys utmost surprise and shock, there were no other passengers at the back; it was just a charpaii (bed) with somebody lying in it, covered with a white sheet. The man first thought it was an ailing person being taken to the hospital, however his curiosity tempted him to check the guy up, only to find it was a deceased person. He had shivers up his spine and obviously frightened, moved back to rear opening and banged the outer side of the van to stop the vehicle as he wanted to get off. To his dismay, despite of doing so a couple of times, the van didnt stop; instead the driver started driving faster. This guy could not resist any more, absolutely scared, he rushed to the inner side so as to knock and hysterically bang the driver cabin and started shouting to stop. And you know what, the van abruptly screeched and stopped at the road side. This guy jumped out of the rear only to find the driver door opened, and the driver shouting and running away from the vehicle, visibly scared to ****.

Apparently what happened, that the driver never knew that somebody jumped in and boarded the van while he slowed down. The banging on the rear side and then on the driver cabin with only a dead body at the back ... phew would have surely given him shivers ....

And when my driver was telling me this, OMG I was laughing like anything ..

Zohaib and friends lost the line from a funeral to the graveyard and later spotted an ambulance and began following that not knowing the routes in Pindi. When the van came to a halt, the rear door opened and out came a man walking.

[rizkhan2010]

^^ both of the Dead-Man-Walking tales are hilarious

[usmanuetian]

Whats more embarrassing about you is that aap aurton walay dramay dekhtay hain

Kaka g
I like to have dinner with family, and when all family is sitting there is only one tv
and females are not interested in political programes/talk shows...so dekhna parta hai....

[Shafin619]

I seriously hate the typical indian and pakistani dramas.

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[Shafin619]

Rising of the dead

This was told to me by one of the rental cab drivers that I was travelling with from Abbottabad towards Peshawar, happened with one of his friends,

It was winters, late eve, the guy (friend of the driver) was standing on the main road heading from Abbottabad towards GT road, waiting for public transport. He saw a Suzuki Carry Van (with a covering at the rear) coming in his direction. The guy waved at the carry van to stop so as to pick him up as well (many carry vans commute on the route). As the carry van passed him, it seemed slowing down primarily owing to a speed breaker and rough road; the guy however thought the driver slowing the van so he could run and get on the vehicle. This is exactly what he did, and he boarded the van at the back. After going over the breaker and bad patch, the pickup van gained back its speed. To the guys utmost surprise and shock, there were no other passengers at the back; it was just a charpaii (bed) with somebody lying in it, covered with a white sheet. The man first thought it was an ailing person being taken to the hospital, however his curiosity tempted him to check the guy up, only to find it was a deceased person. He had shivers up his spine and obviously frightened, moved back to rear opening and banged the outer side of the van to stop the vehicle as he wanted to get off. To his dismay, despite of doing so a couple of times, the van didnt stop; instead the driver started driving faster. This guy could not resist any more, absolutely scared, he rushed to the inner side so as to knock and hysterically bang the driver cabin and started shouting to stop. And you know what, the van abruptly screeched and stopped at the road side. This guy jumped out of the rear only to find the driver door opened, and the driver shouting and running away from the vehicle, visibly scared to ****.

Apparently what happened, that the driver never knew that somebody jumped in and boarded the van while he slowed down. The banging on the rear side and then on the driver cabin with only a dead body at the back ... phew would have surely given him shivers ....

And when my driver was telling me this, OMG I was laughing like anything ..

.
Lol hahaha both were scared from each other.

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[dr3vil]

Bro CVT, continuously variable transmission, when you hit the gas, it revs hard in the torque curve and gives u continuous power till top speed.

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had this experience with a vitz today
i never had an auto car so here it goes
i was driving a vitz of a friend and just to see how a 1300cc CVT vitz goes so i floored it
now it was climing like a snail i was shocked
asked driver "yeh to zor he nahi karti"
he said Sir dubara accleator dein pher bhagy gi
and it went a little faster when i floored it again and then it went good but engine sound was immense
then i realized
mine alto isn't that bad after all !
but i was not able to tell difference between an auto or CVT

[Salarzae]

a couple of week ago a friend of mine was sitting in his car with his Brit boss outside a building, waiting for another colleague to join.....

a 53xy gal was entering the building so the Brit boss whistled and said "Wow, what a booty" ...

my friend joined in and said "I want to mug it too" ...

although the gal did not overheard them but might have remembered something to pick up from her car and turned right away facing them...

my friend looked away to thwart the threat... while his boss turned pale...

Reason: It was his boss' daughter....

[hamza_xeg]

today was the most embarrasing moment of my whole entire pointless life, i am even ashamed to share it here, anyhow here goes :

today i went to the barber to get a haircut because my hair are too long nowadays, now as he was sorting my hair out his facial expressions changed suddenly, then he looked at me and said: 'beta ! ye baloon ka kia hashar kia hua hai'. i replied: 'kia hua uncle'. he picked something out of my hair and said: 'hath(hand) agey karo', and he placed a lice on my hand and i was likie 'WTF', he said: 'gandey ! sarre baal bhare hue hain in se', and i was just gobsmacked, and to add to the misery he called the guy in the store (his brother, i assume) and said to him: 'idhar aa k is k baal daikho', again i was totally shocked & embarrased at the same time, and in the whole haircut he passed comments like: 'medicam shampoo se wash karo 6,7 din', 'itne to larkioon(girls) k bhe nahe hote', 'mind na karna,tum mere chote bhai ho', 'mere baloon(hair) me bhe daal do ge',the whole time he kept a good distance between me and himself. i was just motionless the whole time.

on another note just came home and washed my hair

[Vajih102]

I was once walking on the footpath at 4 a.m. Since it was near the mountains and wild boars live there, I heard a hustling sound a few times. Being cautious, I moved onto the road. As I stepped off the footpath, I sprained my left foot. A few yards ahead, I banged my right foot in a catseye.

As I was narrating this incident to my sister in law and paused, she nodded her head. I asked her what and she replied, 'I know. You continue'. Next, I was telling the same to Mohsin and he also nodded his head. I asked him also what and too asked me to carry on. Surprised at the coincidence, I insisted he tell why he said that so he replied, 'I know you keep doing such stupid kind of stuff'.

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[dms664]

today was the most embarrasing moment of my whole entire pointless life, i am even ashamed to share it here, anyhow here goes :

today i went to the barber to get a haircut because my hair are too long nowadays, now as he was sorting my hair out his facial expressions changed suddenly, then he looked at me and said: 'beta ! ye baloon ka kia hashar kia hua hai'. i replied: 'kia hua uncle'. he picked something out of my hair and said: 'hath(hand) agey karo', and he placed a lice on my hand and i was likie 'WTF', he said: 'gandey ! sarre baal bhare hue hain in se', and i was just gobsmacked, and to add to the misery he called the guy in the store (his brother, i assume) and said to him: 'idhar aa k is k baal daikho', again i was totally shocked & embarrased at the same time, and in the whole haircut he passed comments like: 'medicam shampoo se wash karo 6,7 din', 'itne to larkioon(girls) k bhe nahe hote', 'mind na karna,tum mere chote bhai ho', 'mere baloon(hair) me bhe daal do ge',the whole time he kept a good distance between me and himself. i was just motionless the whole time.

on another note just came home and washed my hair

EPIC
love u man

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[NOneed2speedd]

today was the most embarrasing moment of my whole entire pointless life, i am even ashamed to share it here, anyhow here goes :

today i went to the barber to get a haircut because my hair are too long nowadays, now as he was sorting my hair out his facial expressions changed suddenly, then he looked at me and said: 'beta ! ye baloon ka kia hashar kia hua hai'. i replied: 'kia hua uncle'. he picked something out of my hair and said: 'hath(hand) agey karo', and he placed a lice on my hand and i was likie 'WTF', he said: 'gandey ! sarre baal bhare hue hain in se', and i was just gobsmacked, and to add to the misery he called the guy in the store (his brother, i assume) and said to him: 'idhar aa k is k baal daikho', again i was totally shocked & embarrased at the same time, and in the whole haircut he passed comments like: 'medicam shampoo se wash karo 6,7 din', 'itne to larkioon(girls) k bhe nahe hote', 'mind na karna,tum mere chote bhai ho', 'mere baloon(hair) me bhe daal do ge',the whole time he kept a good distance between me and himself. i was just motionless the whole time.

on another note just came home and washed my hair

Hahah...........made my day

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[Marwanpasha]

today was the most embarrasing moment of my whole entire pointless life, i am even ashamed to share it here, anyhow here goes :

today i went to the barber to get a haircut because my hair are too long nowadays, now as he was sorting my hair out his facial expressions changed suddenly, then he looked at me and said: 'beta ! ye baloon ka kia hashar kia hua hai'. i replied: 'kia hua uncle'. he picked something out of my hair and said: 'hath(hand) agey karo', and he placed a lice on my hand and i was likie 'WTF', he said: 'gandey ! sarre baal bhare hue hain in se', and i was just gobsmacked, and to add to the misery he called the guy in the store (his brother, i assume) and said to him: 'idhar aa k is k baal daikho', again i was totally shocked & embarrased at the same time, and in the whole haircut he passed comments like: 'medicam shampoo se wash karo 6,7 din', 'itne to larkioon(girls) k bhe nahe hote', 'mind na karna,tum mere chote bhai ho', 'mere baloon(hair) me bhe daal do ge',the whole time he kept a good distance between me and himself. i was just motionless the whole time.

on another note just came home and washed my hair

Beta car detailing choro aur hair detailing shru karo.

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[usmanuetian]

today was the most embarrasing moment of my whole entire pointless life, i am even ashamed to share it here, anyhow here goes :

today i went to the barber to get a haircut because my hair are too long nowadays, now as he was sorting my hair out his facial expressions changed suddenly, then he looked at me and said: 'beta ! ye baloon ka kia hashar kia hua hai'. i replied: 'kia hua uncle'. he picked something out of my hair and said: 'hath(hand) agey karo', and he placed a lice on my hand and i was likie 'WTF', he said: 'gandey ! sarre baal bhare hue hain in se', and i was just gobsmacked, and to add to the misery he called the guy in the store (his brother, i assume) and said to him: 'idhar aa k is k baal daikho', again i was totally shocked & embarrased at the same time, and in the whole haircut he passed comments like: 'medicam shampoo se wash karo 6,7 din', 'itne to larkioon(girls) k bhe nahe hote', 'mind na karna,tum mere chote bhai ho', 'mere baloon(hair) me bhe daal do ge',the whole time he kept a good distance between me and himself. i was just motionless the whole time.

on another note just came home and washed my hair

Gandaaaaaa..........
eid aa rae hai... ab tau naha lena bhai....