Awam di purzoor farmaish tey....!!!! Here is what happened.
Sometime ago, I was told by my bestie that he found according to him, " A very tight BP". He told me the name of it and asked me to download it and see it. I downloaded it via torrent and put it in my videos folder to see it later. I didnt see it then and forgot about it. Some weeks later, my mom asked me to download some new video songs and put it in usb for our new 51" samsung led. I downloaded few latest 1080p bollywood video songs and they all went into the videos folder. Then i copied the entire folder to the usb without realising that it contained that video. I attached that usb to tv and told my mom that i have copied it and went to my room. Later that day our neighbor auntie and her daughter came by to check out the new led. When they went back my mom called me and said
"Beta aap ny ghalti sy ye video ho gayee ha copy. Mein neighbors ko songs dikha rhi thi toh ye video chal parri. Iss ko nikal dou usb sy" :-#
After listening to these words, I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me in. I wanted to be seasoned with spices and thrown in front of hungry tigers. I wanted red hot lava to be poured on me so that i could melt away. I wanted to swim in the ocean with paper cut on my nipples so that sharks could devour me. I wanted the Ice age to return so that everything would freeze there and then. I questioned myself why do i even exist in this world.
After staring at the led with horrid face for about 7 seconds. I dont know how but I managed to mutter out. "Chinese website sy download kiye hain saary songs. Shayad un mein kuch aisa download ho gya ha" I dont know how these words came into my mind and how i said them but they worked and mom said okay just remove this video and check if there is any other one.
My heart still sinks when i think that what our neighbor and her daughter will be thinking about me. 
